The Entertation Index: July 10
Carrey, Jim – Portrayer of Vera de Milo, Fire Marshall Bill, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (with recently hospitalized costar Tone Loc), and The Mask, is going to be a grandpa. His 21-year-old rock star daughter Jane is expecting her first bebe. Jesus, I’m getting old…
Link: Jim Carrey to Be Grandfather (People)
Hermione’s Wardrobe Malfunction – Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films, plugged the newest installment on David Letterman Wednesday night. She explained a picture from Tuesday night’s London premiere showing an inadvertent flash of underwear as a “small wardrobe malfunction”, but “at least I’m wearing underwear.” This only goes to prove, Britney and Janet, that even when screwing up, the Brits are somehow classier at everything.
Link: Emma Watson on David Letterman (Huffington Post)
Jackson, Michael – MJ’s memorial tribute cost Los Angeles $1.4 million, most of which went to pay for police overtime. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa was stoked, saying he thought it would cost $4 million! A small price for a state facing financial collapse to pay for Al Sharpton and Shaheen Jafargholi YouTube clips.
Link: Michael Jackson Memorial Expense (Entertainment Weekly)
Lohan, Lindsay –Lindsay Lohan is getting flack for turning down a part in gigantic hit The Hangover, which is already one of the 6 top-grossing R-rated movies ever, and gaining. After reading the script, Lohan thought it was a documentary about her life and said it wouldn’t allow her to show her range.
Link: Lohan Turned Down The Hangover (Huffington Post)
Michael Bay and Megan Fox, For Instance – The name says it all. (Not exactly new, but fun, and now with more litigation!)
Link: http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
Paltrow, Gwyneth – Paltrow has adopted Dr. Alejandro Junger’s “cleansing” and weight loss plan, which consists of two liquid meals (no jokes here!) and a solid one between them (again, no jokes!). She stuck with this plan after she tried Master Cleanse last year: lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper. This sounds suspiciously like the final shot of my 21st birthday celebration, which led to weight loss through violent diarrhea and vomiting. I guess it does work!
Link: Gwyneth Paltrow Cleanses Again (Huffington Post)
