Comments on: You Will Not Be Cool Until Miracle Whip Decides You Are

By: Lose the ‘tude, dude — it’s sandwich lube! | Kit Simpson

Lose the ‘tude, dude — it’s sandwich lube! | Kit Simpson — Thu, 24 May 2012 02:54:54 +0000

[...] another great critique of this campaign, see C. M. Tomlin’s piece, “You will not be cool until Miracle Whip decides you are,” in The Brown Tweed [...]

By: Jay St. Orts

Jay St. Orts — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 06:01:49 +0000

It’s late at night, and I’m feeling vulnerable; I’m feeling like confiding something….I just stood up to my Mayo Step-Dad and told him he’s not the boss of me!!!

By: Brent

Brent — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:12:45 +0000

Thanks for starting my day off with a healthy guffaw!

By: Ali

Ali — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:42:31 +0000

Miracle Whip didn’t ask to be born, and you’re not Miracle Whip’s real dad!

I LOLed.

By: Mark Davenport

Mark Davenport — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 00:59:01 +0000

Oh! Yeah- I’d just love to (very figuratively speaking, mind you!) acutely spear one side of the mouthcheek of the ‘young man’ announcer’s “tude speech with a waiting ice-pick, just as he typically Valspeaks his “teeuuuooown it deuoownn” line, in his particularly characteristic way….

By: Mark Davenport

Mark Davenport — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 00:42:05 +0000

fuck this shit@!! MW is just a dim shadow of mayo-inspired drivel that Oklahomomans (in particular) have so ignorantly succkled and suffered and delected themselves upon for years, even creating cheery little ‘middyland recipes’ unfortunately wrought thereupon. What a fricken farce- even BP & Hellman’s good ol’ Merhrkin’ mayo as inspiration falls evermore so flat compared to a real “mayonnaise” freshly tasted from (shudder-the-thought!) true European culinary traditions. Give me a Fr@#%en break- Puh-lice!!

By: • Lose the ‘tude, dude — it’s sandwich lube! « Ad Nauseam

• Lose the ‘tude, dude — it’s sandwich lube! « Ad Nauseam — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 13:44:27 +0000

[...] seriously. It’s mayonnaise, dude! For another great critique of this campaign, see “You will not be cool until Miracle Whip decides you are,” by The Brown Tweed [...]