The Entertation Index: September 28
Cakes, Science Fiction — You know we love elaborate, ridiculous cakes. So take a gander at these beauties — this very well may be the first time they’ve been viewed, as I can’t imagine anyone showing up to a party hosted by someone who spent the entire party budget on a Stargate cake.
Link: 17 Amazing Sci-Fi Themed Cakes (Sci-Fi Wire)
Fox, Megan — The Transformers star and current it-girl revealed during a recent interview that she’s afraid of the dark, and has to leave all the lights on in her home. She also made mention that she enjoyed meatloaf, felt that multiple exclamation points in emails is ridiculous, likes red cars, has a new pair of shoes, enjoys a good historical epic and thinks the sun’s really bright today, as reporters continue to follow her around and print every damn word she says.
Link: Megan Fox: I’m Afraid of the Dark (Showbiz Spy)
Jolie, Angelina — The super-starlet recently admitted in an interview that as much as she’d like to, she’s just “too busy” to work on a film project with husband Brad Pitt. She did say, however, that in lieu of creating a movie of their own together, she’d be happy to set him up with some African film work.
Link: Jolie “Too Busy to Work With Pitt” (Digitalspy)
Kitaen, Tawny — 80′s sex symbol and video vixen Tawny Kitaen was arrested by Newport Beach, California cops on suspicion of driving under the influence over the weekend. The police report mentions the first sign that Kitaen wasn’t in control of her automobile was that she was rolling around provocatively on the hood of it.
Link: Tawny Kitaen Arrested for DUI (Huffington Post)
Movies, Worst — Rotten Tomatoes has released their official list of the 100 worst movies of the 2000′s. I’m not going to tell you what number one is, but I’m very happy that this list will hopefully shut you up about Baby Geniuses 2. I told you it wasn’t good! Now let it go!
Link: Worst of the Worst 2009 (Rotten Tomatoes)
O’Brien, Conan — The Tonight Show host had to defer to a rerun on Friday night after he was injured during an accident on-set during the taping of Friday’s show. It was only a matter of time before Jay Leno’s bombing incurred a casualty.
Link: Conan O’Brien Injured During “Tonight Show” Stunt (Variety)
Theft, Art — Two men staged a morning heist at a Belgian art museum on Thursday, holding staff at gunpoint and making off with artist René Magritte’s 1948 painting “Olympia.” Police are on the lookout for the suspects, two men in suits without heads flying with umbrellas into a large keyhole-shaped opening in the cloudy blue sky. These are René Magritte jokes, people! Get thee behind me!
Link: Magritte Painting Stolen from Belgian Museum (New York Times)