The Entertation Index: October 9
Cobain, Francis Bean — The daughter of Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain has launched a Twitter tirade against Lindsay Lohan’s sister Ali Lohan, accusing Lohan of trying to capitalize on the fame of her sister. “Your not entitled to anything simply because your sister has a recognizable name,” tweeted Cobain. ”Your idea of fame isn’t fame. It’s infamy. You want to be famous? Work your ass off and make decisions that could potentially catapult your career into a lasting one.” Francis Bean Cobain then promptly went back to being famous for being the daughter of Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain.
Link: Francis Bean Cobain Hates Ali Lohan’s Sense of Entitlement (E! Online)
Colbert, Stephen — The faux-pundit and host of The Colbert Report has requested that his followers, the “Colbert Nation,” log onto conservative right-wing website Conservapedia, rewrite the good book and add him as a character in the Bible. It’s only fitting, since as far as comics go, Colbert is definitey a god.
Link: Stephen Colbert Wants You to Put Him in the Bible (EW)
Jones, Davy — The former Monkees hearththrob slammed his former bandmates in a recent interview, soundly criticizing former pals Peter Tork, Mike Nesmith and Mickey Dolenz. In other news, everyone in the world went on with their lives.
Link: Davy Jones Slams His Monkees Bandmates (Radar Online)
Hair, Good — A filmmaker is suing Chris Rock for idea theft over his upcoming documentary Good Hair, which is earning accolades from critics and a good word of mouth. The filmmaker claims she showed Rock her documentary in 2007, and his 2009 release contains elements she feel were stolen from her. Not weighing in on Good Hair? Donald Trump.
Link: Regina Kimball Sues Chris Rock to Block “Good Hair” (Huffington Post)
Phil, Dr. — TV therapist Dr. Phil McGraw is the subject of a current lawsuit wherein a former McGraw patient claims he touched her breast, deprived her of sleep and food and forced her to be in the same room as a naked man flaunting his genitals. When asked for comment, McGraw chuckled folksily, saying “You can’t honestly expect me to go lookin’ for rutabagas in an onion patch when the moon’s out and the cows need feedin’. I mean, that’s just as loony as a bullfrog up on the watertower.”
Link: Dr. Phil Slapped with Bizarre Brainwashing Lawsuit (People)
Wayans, Marlon — It’s official. Marlon Wayans will play Richard Pryor in an upcoming biopic. Happy Friday, everyone — here’s your cyanide pill!
Link: Marlon Wayans to Replace Eddie Murphy as Richard Pryor (Hitfix)
