The Entertation Index: March 29
Jet — Hipster mod-rockers Jet announced on their website that the members have reached a decision to break up, writing “After many successful years of writing, recording and touring we wish to announce our discontinuation as a group.” Oh, Jet, we’re certainly going to miss great hits like “Are You Gonna Be My Girl? and “Are You Gonna Be My Girl?”, and that one other hit song…oh, wait, sorry, I was thinking about “Are You Gonna Be My Girl?”
Link: Jet Split Up (NME)
Jones, January — The Mad Men star, who recently gave birth to a child, told People Magazine that after the birth she ingested her own placenta to regain the valuable vitamins which many believe are stored in the placenta during pregnancy. In a related story, the number of American men who daydream about deep-mouth-kissing January Jones just decreased by an estimated seventy-five percent.
Link: January Jones Eats her Own Placenta (ABC)
Lohan, Lindsay – Actress and courtroom enthusiast Lindsay Lohan has announced that she will be guest starring later in the current season of Fox’s Glee. Poor Lindsay; she’s been on house arrest so long and out of the loop that she thinks Glee’s still popular. That’s cute.
Link: Lindsay Lohan on “Glee” (HuffPo)
Moore, Chris — Chris Moore, the producer of the American Pie films and the soon-to-open American Reunion, made a bit of a spectacle of himself Tuesday night when he awkwardly took to the film’s official Facebook page to ask teens what it would take to get them to see the film. Angered by some of the sarcastic responses. Moore proceeded to type out several updates dressing down the Facebookers, which only fueled the fire. Moore tried to apologize to studio heads, but couldn’t understand why he couldn’t get an email to send through Twitter.
Link: “American Reunion” Producer Chris Moore Argues With Fans on Facebook (HuffPo)
Silverstone, Alicia — The Clueless star popped up this week on TMZ as the star of a home video in which she chews up food and spits it directly into her ten month-old son Bear Blu’s mouth. Listen, I’m no fancy Hollywood PR manager, but I’m pretty sure that if you’re looking to mount a comeback THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO DO IT.
Link: Alicia Silverstone – I Feed My Baby By Spitting Into His Mouth (TMZ)
Tenacious D — What better way to cap off a Thursday Index than by providing a link to not only a mini-movie starring the ass-rocking Tenacious D, but a mini-movie starring the ass-rocking Tenacious D which also announces a new album to come soon from said musical duo. Let your old pals at TBTS hook you up, with a little help from the AV Club. Enjoy.
Link:” We’ve Got an Exclusive Tenacious D Mini-Movie for You Right Here (The AV Club)