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The Entertation Index: August 18

August 18, 2009

Anatomy, Grey’s – There is apparently a bona fide3-way sex tape starring McSteamy (Eric Dane), his wife (Rebecca Gayheart), and 2002’s Miss Teen USA (Kari Ann Peniche, later stripped of her title for appearing in Playboy).  I promise I’m not being lazy, but there are about a dozen jokes you could write for this one.  See if you can find four!

Link: McSteamy Sex Tape (People)

Basterds, Inglourious – Quentin Tarantino’s WWII flick drew divided reactions at Cannes, with several naysayers criticizing its flights of fancy and failure to adhere to actual events.  These critics, who have apparently never seen a Tarantino film before, probably also found a talking ghost of Elvis in True Romance and a vampire den in Mexico in From Dusk Till Dawn, “laughably unbelievable and somewhat juvenile.”

Link: Tarantino’s Basterds “Rather Too Indulgent” (Sky News)

Dowling, Elissa – Most of us at TBTS are fans of campy horror.  So how had I not heard of Elissa before Monday?  Divine punishment, perhaps.  Check out the titles of her movies on IMDB, and set aside nine minutes for spoof short Deadly Dress 4: Never A Bride.

Link: Deadly Dress 4: Never A Bride (Funny Or Die)

Men Investing Badly – Since we’re on the British comedy train: Neil Morrissey, costar of UK’s highly acclaimed series Men Behaving Badly, recently revealed that he is millions of dollars in debt after his investments in hotels and pubs have gone sour.  Rather than declare bankruptcy Morrissey will attempt to repay creditors by being “involved in a new beer business with a friend…”  This does NOT sound like the best way to rebuild one’s finances.

Link: Neil Morrissey in Debt (Sky News)

The Mortimers – Fashionista, designer, and all-around celebutante Tinsley Mortimer has declared her intent to file for divorce from husband Topper.  If you thought there could be no more ridiculous high society names than “Tinsley and Topper Mortimer,” please realize that Tinsley’s new reported beau is German prince Casimir “Cassi” Wittgenstein-Sayn.

Link: Rich People Have Funny Names (New York Post)

O’Pry, Sean – The 20-year-old model has been honored by the mayor of Kennesaw, GA, who appreciates that O’Pry has declared his love for his hometown in interviews.  O’Pry was discovered when Nole’ Marin, an Elle fashion editor, saw his prom pictures from 3 years ago on Myspace.  Ah, Myspace: where 39-year-olds can go to troll for photos of 17-year-old prom-goers.

Link: O’Pry Honored (New York Post)

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