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The Entertation Index: August 25

August 25, 2009

Brangelina – Brad and Angelina stopped by a local pet store in France to get their kids gerbils.  Word is they called pal Richard Gere to see which is the hardiest variety .  I’m so, so sorry.

Link: Pitt and Jolie Buy Gerbils for Their Kids (Us Magazine)

Gosselin, Jon – Kate Major, former Star reporter who became involved with the “Jon and Kate Plus Eight” star, said of Gosselin, “I’ve never felt like this about anybody else in my life, and he said, ‘Me too.'”  She said that Jon also professed, “I thought Hailey was perfect until I met you.”  He probably also said, “Just let it happen baby.  I love you,” and “Don’t worry.  You can’t get pregnant the first time.”

Link: Jon Gosselin Tricking Women Again (New York Daily News)

Hefner, Hugh – The Man of The Mansion is being sued by estranged wife Kimberly Conrad (they never divorced), who has lived on Playboy grounds since separating in 1998.  The issue came to a head when Hef decided to sell the Mansion, and Kimberly wanted to collect according to their undisclosed agreement.  Said Hugh, “I have always honored all of my obligations to Kimberly, and in fact I have provided her with substantial funds in excess of the agreed upon amount.”  To which Kimberly probably responded, “Jesus, the guy was born in 1926.  I didn’t expect him to live this long.”

Link: Hugh Sued By Sort-Of Ex-Wife (TMZ)

Lohan, Lindsay – Lilo’s place appears to have been successfully burglarized, after an attempted break-in in May.  A safe was ripped from the wall, doors and handles were broken, and “[b]ags, shoes and jewelry were taken too.”  Reports say that Lohan was left with only 400 pairs of shoes, and only 50 bags large enough to steal jewelry from fashion magazine photo shoots.

Link: Lohan’s House Burglarized (People)

Martin, Ricky – Remember him?  The “Livin’ La Vida Loca” singer recently put up pictures of his one-year-old twin boys Matteo and Valentino, whom he had by a surrogate parent.  This is the only time you’ll hear “Ricky Martin” and “twin boys” in the same sentence without thinking something unprintable.

Link: Ricky Martin Posts Kids’ Photos (Huffington Post)

Pony, My Little – With a twist.  Check out these variations on a theme by Mari Kasurinen.  Way better than the originals that you used to stuff with firecrackers.

Link: Mari Kasurinen: My Little Pony Pop Icons, My Little Pony Commissions

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