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The Entertation Index: September 11

September 11, 2009

Auto-Tuning — Ever wanted to call in “auto-tuned” to work? Auto-tune your bar mitzvah recital? Now you can. A new iPhone app, handily entitled “I am T-Pain,” allows you to channel your inner T-Pain (hat not included) and entitles you to enjoy all the successes Ashlee Simpson has received. Have a great time rising to the top of the Billboard charts, friends!

Link: T-Pain iPhone App Lets You Auto-Tune for $2.99 (Yahoo Music)

Cars 2 — Pixar has leaked some advance word as to what the storyline of their upcoming Cars sequel might be, stating that it will take the franchise’s characters to exotic global locales. Reports leaked that the plot may see Larry the Cable Guy’s “Tow Mater” character exchanged in a cash-for-clunkers promotion and several of the characters attending the funeral of dear friends “GM Jenny” and “Steve Chrysler.”

Link: Cars 2 Goes Global (IGN)

Live, Saturday Night — After the recent axing of cast members Michaela Watkins and Casey Wilson, rumors  have begun to circulate that Wilson’s drop from the staff may be due to the fact that showrunners asked the actress to drop thirty pounds, which she failed to do. My sources, however, mention that they did give Wilson a choice: either drop thirty pounds or, in SNL tradition, add another hundred and pick up an raging heroin habit. 

Link: Hey, Saturday Night Live, Sexist Much? (E! Online)

Lohan, Lindsay — Drunken trainwreck and former Parent Trap star Lohan attacked former lover Samantha Ronson over Twitter, implying that Lohan is disappointed in Ronson’s behavior, blasting her for a lack of support, and accusing Ronson of putting her friends above her relationship with Lohan. “What can I say?” Ronson allegedly replied. “That’s just how guys are.”

Link: Lohan Lashes Out at Ronson (DigitalSpy)

Sheen, Charlie — Actor Charlie Sheen is reportedly requesting a meeting with President Barack Obama to discuss the ways in which the terror attacks upon America of September 11, 2001 were perpetrated and fueled by the United States government. Also up for discussion: the terror attacks upon America which Sheen himself perpetrates and fuels each Monday night on CBS’ Two and a Half Men

Link: Charlie Sheen Seeks Meeting with Obama to Discuss 9/11 “Cover Up” (Fox News)

Tequila, Tila — Following a suit which alleges that she was “choked and physically restrained” by San Diego Charger player Shawne Merriman, internet and MTV sensation Tila Tequila reportedly met with the San Diego District Attorney yesterday to discuss the charges, which Merriman claims are false. “It was a good meeting,” the D.A. reportedly said of the appointment with Tequila, “and with any luck, I’ll be start on a Valtrex regimen tomorrow and be back in action in no time.”

Link: Tila Tequila Meets With the District Attorney (TMZ)

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