Entertation Index: October 2

Cruise, Suri —  According to a London paper, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ daughter reportedly has a wardrobe worth two million dollars. Hey, don’t cry. It’s okay. Your “Snowball Formal ’95” shirt with a knock-off illustration of Garfield wearing a santa hat and smoking pot still looks great.

Link: Tom Cruise’s Daughter Suri has $2 Million Clobber (The Sun)

Dance, So You Think You Can — A female auditioner on this season’s So You Think You Can Dance may have inadvertently flashed her nude lower ladyparts on national television. That’s bad. Worse? It was during the hokey pokey.

Link: So You Think You Can Dance Contestant Exposes Herself on National TV (NY Daily News)

Franco, James — The Spiderman, Milk and Pineapple Express star has announced he will be joining soap opera General Hospital for a “lengthy story arc.” Good for him. It’s nice to see a young actor work his way up the ladder from small roles to blockbuster films and Oscar-nominated biopics, and then finally to General Hospital. Wait a minute…

Link: James Franco Doing an Arc on General Hospital (EW)

Gaga, Lady — see West, Kanye

Letterman, David — If you were asleep by 11:30 last night, you missed Dave confessing affairs with Late Night staffers and revealing an extortion attempt to milk two million dollars from him. Wow, things must be tight around the Cruise/Holmes household.

Link: Letterman Extortion Revealed: Admits Relationships with Employees, Targeted by Extortionist (Huffington Post)

Madonna — The famed songstress told David Letterman Wednesday night that she would “rather get run over by a train” than marry. That makes sense. She’s been married twice, and looks like she’s been run over by a train twice.

Link: Madonna on Letterman: “I Would Rather Get Run Over by a Train” Than Marry Again (Huffington Post)

Wedding, Wal-Mart — The York, Nebraska Wal-Mart Supercenter played altar and reception hall Saturday when two employees were married in the store’s lawn and garden department. The truth is that the reason for the odd locale is because the two employees met while working at Wal-Mart, but I prefer to just keep thinking that the act was an artsy and post-ironic commentary on the melding of consumerism and the religious ideal. Just let me keep thinking that it was a really clever idea, okay?

Link: Welcome to the Wal-Mart Wedding (Omaha World-Herald)

West, Kanye — The fallen-from grace rapper and over-exposed backlash magnet Lady Gaga have reportedly cancelled their joint “Fame Kills” tour. Wow. What an unfortunately portentous name for a show. Especially for those two.

Link: Kanye West and Lady Gaga “Fame Kills” Tour Cancelled. (Rolling Stone)