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The Entertation Index: October 13

October 13, 2009

Anderson, Pamela – The clothing-impaired Baywatch star had a young girl carry the train on her “dress” during the Hollywood Style Awards to give the ensemble a touch of modesty, a ridiculous notion considering it covered little and stayed on due only to safety pins and knots.  I finally realize why getting a Diet Coke with the Golden Corral buffet doesn’t make much sense.

Link: Anderson’s Trail (Daily Mail)

Gosselin, Jon – Gosselin says that everyone in his life now is Jewish, and he’s been brushing up on Yom Kippur, Rosh Hashanah, and kosher eating.  More disturbing are Jon’s evasive answers when asked if he’s considered converting.  Jews have had a rough few thousand years, and have tolerated Madonna’s obsession and Britney’s flirtation with Kaballah.  But Gosselin as a Member of the Tribe?  The line must be drawn somewhere.

Link: Jon + Judaism? (Parent Dish)

Oasis – The band had been broadcasting its trouble for a long time, but Liam Gallagher finally proclaimed that Oasis was finished.  Now fans will actually have to listen to the Beatles if they want to listen to the Beatles.

Link: Oasis Finished? (Rolling Stone)

Protests, Belgian – Another “entertainment-related because it’s entertaining” entry: European farmers took to the streets with cows and tractors during a meeting of agricultural ministers to complain about the low price of milk across Europe.  They used milk squirted from udders and chicken eggs as artillery.  Downside: Brussels streets looked like your neighborhood after a bunch of 13-year-olds got drunk for the first time.  Upside: the most delicious, fluffy scrambled egg and pepper-spray omelets you’ve ever had at a protest.

Link: Belgian Agricultural Protests (Huffington Post)

Sand, Shauna – This no-joke-required sex-tape tidbit amuses with just a few sentence fragments: “The former Playboy Playmate and fourth ex wife of Lorenzo Lamas;” “’Yes I did make a sex tape with my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this’;” “Sand is clearly seen … dripping melted ice cream on herself, doing her makeup.”  Maybe someday, if we work hard and lead good lives, such things will be written about us!

Link: Sand Sex-Tape (Huffington Post)

Squarepants, SpongeBob – The squarest, spongiest of children’s show heroes looks at a Very Special Moment, when SpongeBob got married to Sandy the Squirrel.  This would be the only wedding toast ever where crabs, starfish, and bikini bottom could be mentioned appropriately.

Link: SpongeBob Wedding (EW)

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