The Entertation Index: November 12

Cameron, James – The New York Times is reporting that Cameron’s new film Avatar supposedly cost $500 million to make and market.  Though this number has been challenged, this is exactly the amount of money McG could have spent on Terminator Salvation and still made it suck.

Link: Cameron’s Cash-tastrophe? (NY Times)

Fergie – The Black Eyed Peas singer told The Advocate that she her husband, Josh Duhamel, is well-endowed, and that she is bisexual: “[j]ust because I enjoy women doesn’t mean I’m allowed to have affairs in my relationship. I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls…”  Her therapist may also have taught her that taking things without permission is stealing, and that smoking is bad for you.

Link: Fergie Opens Up (Advocate)

Lachey, Nick – People magazine reveals that the ex-Mr. Jessica Simpson was a member of Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity, which counts David Spade and Fred Savage as alums.  Interesting, as all those actors now share the same amount of relevance.

Link: Lachey, Frat Boy (People)

Moore, Demi – The G.I. Jane actress tells W magazine that she prefers not to be called a cougar, in reference to being married to her famously much younger husband, Ashton Kutcher.  “I’d prefer to be called a puma,” she says.  Please elaborate, Ms. Moore, as both are predatory felines, and “cougar” and “puma” are sometimes used interchangeably.  In fact, “puma” is a genus that includes the cougar, according to Wikipedia.  As such, you will soon be referred to as an uber-cougar, apparently to your dismay.

Link: Moore No Cougar (W)

Voight, Jon – Angelina Jolie and her estranged father have reconciled, Voight reports.  Though they’re not BFFs, they have met face-to-face and stay in contact after a 7-year split that started when Voight went on Access Hollywood and pleaded for Jolie to seek help for her “serious mental problems.”  Now he has forgiven her for her supposed transgressions, and Jolie has forgiven him for appearing in Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.

Link: Jolie, Voight Reconcile (Us Magazine)

Wood, Ronnie – The Rolling Stones guitarist and his wife of 24 years, Jo, have divorced.  Though his adultery has been offered as one reason, it all may have been a big misunderstanding: “Look at his pictures,” Jo is thought to have said.  “I thought he was Keith Richards.”

Link: Wood Getting Divorced (China Daily)