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The Entertation Index: November 19

November 19, 2009

Alley, Kirstie – The Fat Actress star had an unkind tweet for Tonight Show host Conan O’Brien: “I’ll tell you ONE BITCH I’m gonna knck [sic] out next time I see her is CONAN O’BITCH O’BRIAN [sic]..that guy acts like I bit his dick off.”  Since she’s now shooting another weight-related show, Kirstie should ask herself if Conan really deserves a munched member, or if she’s just in another phase where she can’t keep anything out of her mouth.

Link: Kirstie and Conan (Us)

Cage, Nicolas – The National Treasure star claims business advisor Samuel Levin mismanaged him into financial ruin, but Levin blames it on Cage’s lavish purchases, including in just 2007: 3 homes ($33 million total), 22 cars (including 9 Rolls Royces), 12 pieces of expensive jewelry, and 47 pieces of art.  Cage also reportedly tried to buy the moon, a patent for fire, and rights to rename the Indian Ocean “Nic’s Slam-dumptious Swimhole.”

Link: Cage’s Profligacy (American Superstar)

Depp, JohnnyPeople magazine reveals that the Pirates of the Caribbean star would check into hotels when he was younger using bawdy aliases like “Mr. Donkey Penis.”  Note to People: this was actually Depp’s birth name, changed when he realized that his only acting opportunities would have been animal porn and Van Wilder sequels.

Link: Depp Trivia (People)

Hudson, Kate – The actress stars in the film Nine, which will premiere soon and showcases her singing and dancing talents as well.  One poll asks how her voice stands up to other actresses who gave singing a shot.  Instead of comparisons to other singing actresses, how about pitting her against others who act like they can sing: Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag?

Link:  Kate Hudson Sings (Huffington Post)

Lohan, Lindsay – The young starlet reportedly threw a tantrum at a watch and jewelry debut because she was only given $2000 credit at upscale store Kitson (just for showing up, apparently).  When she was told her $15,000 proposed haul was just too much, Lohan reportedly screamed, “$2000?  Are you kidding me?  Do you know how expensive it is to find an outfit to get drunk and pass out in?”

Link: Lohan Leeches (Fox)

Winehouse, Amy – The “Rehab” singer was hospitalized Sunday and spent her third night in a row there yesterday.  Supposedly, over-the-counter cold remedies reacted negatively with other medication she was taking.  Our sources say when blood tests showed no alcohol, heroin, or other dangerous chemicals in her system, doctors became suspicious and wanted to keep her for observation.

Link: Winehouse Hospitalized Again (Celebuzz)

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