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I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For: This Week’s Best Google Search Hits

November 22, 2009

Each week,  TBTS stats show the precise Google search terms by which many of our readers found our site. And each week, there are a handful of these search terms worth sharing with the world. Below are some of the more eclectic Google search terms to yield The Brown Tweed Society as a result for the week of November 13-19.

“recent strange murder 2009”

Oh, yes. I remember reading about that recent strange murder. It was so peculiar, and it happened in the last few months. Didn’t the victim die? That’s all I can recall.

“hobo pitchers”

I can see why this site would be top choice for you, sir or ma’am, but I’m going to direct you to a much better site for this: The Hobo Baseball League. No matter who wins, it’s depressing!

“Megan Fox Robot Humping Leg”

You may be surprised to know that this phrase or some variation, strangely, is not the only request we’ve seen for this — it actually comes up often, and it is, apparently, in quite high demand. Entrepreneurs, take note; it’s license to print money.

“miley cyrus ass in jeans”

Get included on government watch lists on your own time, buddy. Leave us out of it.

“swedish music”

We regret that we don’t cover enough of the Scandinavian pop scene, and we’re fully prepared to remedy that in the new year and meet all your Måns Zelmerlöw and Johan Bergqvist needs in 2010.

“why do people build celebrity skeletons”

You may be hanging out with the wrong people. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.

is there any scientific evidence for mons”

Is there any scientific evidence for monsters? That’s what you were going to say, wasn’t it?

“brody jenner douchebag”

Yes.

“sexer stuff”

Wouldn’t we all like a little more sexer stuff in our lives?

“bare chest under shirt”

Dude, you just missed someone who was looking for sexer stuff. You two should totally exchange numbers.

“what is levi johnston’s problem”

Hard to say where to begin, but I’d imagine “Alaskan king crabs” is on that list.

“is collecting hair weird”

Someone is actually typing this into their google search bar, in the quiet privacy of their own home, because this is something they do. Is that enough for you to stay in the house today?

“Matt Schorr gay”

First, you spelled Shorr’s name wrong. Secondly, TBTS has no official comment on the subject. Our official statement is that he is simply a “Robert Urich Enthusiast.”

“how to make people like you”

I don’t know…beer pong’s always fun.

“flat beerpong”

No wonder people don’t like you.

“how to make people like you again”

Time to bust out that hair collection, brother.

“third eye blind changed society”

They sure did. And don’t you ever forget it, dammit. Don’t you ever forget it.


2 Comments
  1. November 22, 2009 1:57 pm

    “Robert Urich Enthusiast” simply slays me.

    Good job, Tomlin, I’m dead now.

  2. November 23, 2009 10:49 am

    Freggin hilarious!

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