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The Entertation Index: November 25

November 25, 2009

Efron, Zac — The star of the currently-in-theaters Me and Orson Welles recalled his first audition recently, saying he was quickly interrupted and dismissed, which made him cry. He even still remembers the role: Hannah Montana.

Link: Zac Efron’s Worst Audition Made Him Cry (Socialite Life)

Giving, Thanks — Stay tuned this holiday weekend for special Thanksgiving essays from the entire staff of The Brown Tweed Society. And be thankful none of us are at your family’s Thanksgiving dinner. 

Kardashian, Khloe — Kardashian and new husband Lamar Odom recently purchased a posh, $4 million dollar home. Sources say it’s a perfect fit for Kardashian as it is built completely of candy deep in the German woods and outfitted with a giant oven.

Link: Newlyweds Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Purchase $4 Million Home (People)

Lambert, Adam — ABC’s Good Morning America has canceled a scheduled concert by devil-music gyrator Adam Lambert after a steamy performance at the American Music Awards left old people stunned and young people confused. Good Morning America hasn’t shied away from controversy this vocally since it refused to allow Tom Bergeron to show off his collection of “pooping donkey” candy dispensers in 1999.

Link: Adam Lambert Concert, Planned for Good Morning America, Is Canceled (New York Times)

Suleman, Nadya — “Octomom” revealed during a recent interview that she’s planning to write a book. The book will allegedly revolve around the confusion of having so many children and the socio-economic difficulties faced by living life inside a shoe. 

Link: Octomom Talks Having More Children & Writing a Book (Examiner)

Sullenberger, Chesley — US Airways pilot Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger, recently interviewed for the upcoming NBC’s People of the Year television special, told Matt Lauer that his handling of the Hudson River crash-landing got him “rock star sex.” Although, if we’re being honest, Chesley Sullenberger’s interpretation of “rock star sex” is an early dinner at Boston Market, some cuddling during NCIS and a little slow dancing to The Very Best of Johnny Mathis. Go get ’em, tiger.

Link: Sully: Hero Role Got Me “Rock Star Sex” (CBS)

Tequila, Tila — The renowned television actress is threatening legal action against a website which recently publicized a sex tape of Tequila that she claims was stolen from her laptop over two years ago. Tequila decried the theft as “an invasion of privacy — I mean, just because it was on my laptop, and labeled TilaHasSex.mpg and left on the counter of the men’s room the New York City Port Authority with the file open doesn’t mean it should be trotted out for everyone to see. Please make me famous again, everyone. Please.”

Link: Tequila Threatens Lawsuit Over Stolen Sex Tape (TMZ)

2 Comments
  1. November 25, 2009 12:53 pm

    Did anyone else find the Sullenberger thing one of the most random cringe-inducing celeb quotes they’ve heard in a while? I heard this and immediately had to reach for the brain bleach in an effort to stop myself from trying to interpret its meaning.

  2. Tony Mendocino permalink
    November 26, 2009 12:50 am

    Lamar Odom is awesome. Forget the multiple-category contributions in Fantasy Basketball, especially that crazy run of 14 rebounds-per-game last March. Back in ’05 after a breakup, I attended a Halloween party. Feeling down, I grabbed every fun-size bag of Skittles in the metro area (drinks taste terrible in that situation). After downing about 40,000 of those things, I had my next bag knocked out of my hand by a “concerned” friend. If Odom is there, those Skittles do not end up on the floor. Phil Jackson gets it – Lamar understands.

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