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The Entertation Index: December 4

December 4, 2009

Anderson, Pamela — The former Baywatch actress is being sued in a Malibu small claims court by a contractor who alleges that Anderson refused to return tools and other building supplies to his staff after they worked on the model’s estate. In her defense, Anderson said that she needed those tools as she is tirelessly attempting to cobble together another fifteen minutes of fame.

Link: Former Tool Time Girl Pam Anderson Being Sued…Over Tools (Radar)

Everett, Rupert — The British actor told the UK’s Daily Mail that coming out as a gay actor over twenty years ago has “ruined his career” in Hollywood. Everett added: “I would not advise any actor necessarily, if he was thinking about his career, to come out.” Rupert neglected to add “I would also advise any actor to pass on projects like Inspector Gadget, The Wild Thornberrys Movie, and Dunston Checks In. Actually, now that I say that out loud, maybe it wasn’t a gay thing. Never mind.”

Link: Rupert Everett: “Coming Out as a Gay Actor Ruined My Career in Hollywood (Daily Mail)

Gaga, Lady — Reuters is breaking a story about Lady Gaga officially being a hermaphrodite, apparently, as she plans to unveil her…oh, wait…the tour is called “Monster’s Ball.” I read that wrong. Never mind.

Link: Lady Gaga Unveils Monster Ball Tour Dates (Reuters)

Kardashian, Khloe — The Kardashian sisters, in a media effort to promote the fourth season of the non-hit Keeping Up With the Kardashians, posed in lingerie alongside pregnant sister Kourtney. Just to clarify: Kourtney is actually the only one several months pregnant. Khloe had just eaten two children before this photo was taken and was still in the act of digesting them.

Link: Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian and Sisters Pose in Revealing Lingerie (Us Weekly)

Lambert, Adam — The American Idol runner-up and flamboyant showman has been canned from ABC again, as the network has opted to cancel his scheduled upcoming appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. That’s a shame, because if there was ever a prime opportunity to reprise the Kimmel favorite “I’m f**king Matt Damon,” it’s this scenario right here.

Link: Adam Lambert’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Performance Canceled (EW)

Love, Courtney — Rolling Stone has exclusive photos of Courtney Love as she currently records a new album at New York’s famous Electric Lady Studios. Reportedly, the studio costs several thousands of dollars per day, not counting the expenses which studio engineers will incur in protective latex tarps and Lysol wipes.

Link: In the Studio with Courtney Love: Exclusive Photos (Rolling Stone)

Pokey, Hokey — Though the exact origins of the song “The Hokey Pokey” are unknown, one man of many who claimed to have written it passed away on November 23. The burial service for guitar and banjo player Robert Degen took several hours, as, according to Degen’s wishes, each body part was put in the ground and taken back out several times. It should also be noted that the “shaking all about” of the casket was upsetting to surviving family members.

Link: Everybody Wants a Piece of the  Hokey Pokey (NY Times)

One Comment
  1. urdead2me permalink
    December 4, 2009 9:43 pm

    RIP – Robert Degen, 104. Next time you’re at a wedding putting your left leg in, out & in again, while shaking it all about, doing the Hokey Pokey & turning yourself around, thank Bob Degen. That’s what it’s all about…

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