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The Entertation Index: December 30

December 30, 2009

Anime — A CNN reporter writes about how the Japanese anime boom rose to greatness and fell mightily in the decade of the 2000’s. Analysts everywhere are said to have exhibited abnormally large eyes and mouths upon hearing the surprising news.

Link: Japanese Anime of the ’00s (CNNGo)

Butler, Gerard — The 300 star tells London entertainment network WENN that he has always found Christmas to be “a disappointment” since he was a child. Butler owes these feelings to a difficult childhood and to the fact that “it’s really just terribly cold to walk around at Christmastime without a shirt.”

Link: Butler: “Christmas is a Disappointment” (Digitalspy)

Cook, Dane — The comedian tells the press that he recently had to do away with his family’s Christmas tree after he discovered it had introduced hundreds of poisonous spiders into his home. Now you know how I feel whenever Employee of the Month comes on TV, Dane. Now you know how I feel.

Link: Cook’s Christmas Poisoned by Spiders (contactmusic)

Gaga, LadyThe New York Post is reporting that the eccentric songstress’ New Year’s Eve bash/performance in Miami is being touted as “the hottest ticket in the country.” In that vein, I’d like to issue a challenge to Mr. and Mrs. Stephen Goldfarb of Utica, New York: if you can guarantee me that someone at your party will be clad solely in light bulbs and spirit gum, I might consider coming to your party. Ball’s in your court, Goldfarbs.

Link: Gaga’s No. 1 for New Year’s (NY Post)

Gosselin, Jon — On the heels of an alleged home robbery at the Gosselin estate, the Huffington Post raises the possibility that fallen patriarch Jon Gosselin may have staged the entire event as a publicity stunt. It’s that classic tale of fame: man has eight children, gets his own reality show, divorces his wife, gets really fat and hangs out with a cokehead half his age and robs his own home. Next, according to this standard chain of events, will be Gosselin either commandeering a zeppelin to Sweden or buying a monkey that will inevitably maul a Best Western employee. Don’t ask questions. Trust me; I’ve seen this a million times.

Link: Did Jon Gosselin Rob His Own Home as a Publicity Stunt? (Huffington Post)

Kardashian, Khloe Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ Khloe Kardashian is reported to have “baby fever.” This can only mean that, recently, she ate some bad babies. Happy New Year, everyone!

Link: “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” Gets Baby Fever! (MTV)

One Comment
  1. Jay St. Orts permalink
    December 30, 2009 10:38 am

    1) Please. Don’t call JGo$$ a fallen patriarch. His proper title is “Supreme Douchebag of Ill-Fitting Hardy T Money.” Don’t worry. He’ll come back HARD in 2010!

    2)Ahhhhhh. Kolby Kardashian fix=yes.

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