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The Entertation Index: January 5

January 5, 2010

Bachelor, The – Host Chris Harrison said about the show: “embarrassing…incredibly unfortunate, [and] terrible decisions were made.”  However, he was referring to an illicit affair between a male producer and a female contestant, not the fact that some dude is trying to find never-ending romantic love on a pseudo-scripted reality-TV game show.

Link:  Couple Gets Together On The Bachelor (Us Magazine)

Cera, Michael – One of the funniest pictures I’ve seen in a long time, with Cera going all Jersey Shore (see link below, toward the end of the story).  I like to think that Cera is reacting to the prospect that an Arrested Development movie will be greenlit, expedited, and so successful that everyone involved will become a multi-millionaire.

Link: Cera + Jersey Shore (E! Online)

Ivanova, Ekaterina – The 21-year-old ex-girlfriend of Ronnie Wood has released more “shocking” details of their 18-month relationship.  Apparently, the two did cocaine the first night they met, drank and smoked, and had bunches of sex.  These details are shocking only if the reader didn’t expect an ex-Rolling Stone to sleep with young women, smoke a ton of cigarettes, drink a boatload of booze, and snort blow at any given moment.

Link: More Ivanova Details (Daily Mail)

Loser, Biggest – Subway will pay contestant Shay Sorrells $1000 for every pound she sheds before the Season 9 finale.  Upon hearing this, thousands of Americans got pissed off that they lost weight and got in shape just to feel better and live longer.

Link: Biggest Loser Will Win Big (Huffington Post)

McConaughey, Matthew – America’s favorite amateur surfer and his girlfriend, Camila Alves, celebrated the birth of their daughter Vida on Sunday.  McConaughey knew the child was his when it came into the world shirtless and not caring about nothin’ but livin’, man.

Link: McConaughey’s Daughter (Popeater)

Wilkinson, Kendra – The Girls Next Door co-star tweeted that, now that she’s had her first child, she’s looking forward to sex again—with birth control!  Given that for months the world heard non-stop about Kendra’s cravings and Kendra’s bulges and Kendra’s mood swings, we’re looking forward to Kendra using birth control again, too.

Link:  Kendra Looking Forward to Stuff Again (ShowHype)

One Comment
  1. January 5, 2010 10:05 am

    L-I-V-I-N. Also, I keep gettin’ older and these babies stay the saaame age. (Was that in bad taste?)

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