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The Entertation Index: January 27

January 27, 2010

Alley, Kirstie — In one of the most bizarre celebrity feuds going, Kirstie Alley and Joy Behar are engaged in back-and-forth war of words over Twitter. After remarks Behar made about Tiger Woods’ infidelity on her show, Alley typed, among other things, that she’d like to “bash her in her vagina with her microphone.” I think, friends, that we’ve just found the very image that will cure our society of its obsessions with both sex and violence.

Link: Kirstie Alley and Joy Behar’s Twitter War (Huffington Post)

Arquette, David — Courtney Cox’s husband voiced his displeasure to reporters about a recent New York Times article which alluded to the actress having gained weight, saying the story “wasted space for real news.” The actor was allegedly so irate that he later sent a bomb to the offices of the Times — a gift-wrapped copy of his 2001 comedy See Spot Run.

Link: David Arquette Furious Over New York Times’ Blogger Comments About Courteney Cox’s Weight (Fox News)

Bell, KristenVeronica Mars and Heroes star Kristen Bell tells Teen Hollywood that she would choose love over her career any day, and that “your significant other should be more important than your work.” This would be heartwarming if Kristen Bell was in love with a plumber from Detroit, but her current significant other is Dax Shephard, with whom she is currently doing a press junket with for the film When In Rome, in which they co-star together. Oh well. The thought was nice for a moment.

Link: Kristen Bell “Chooses Love Over Career” (DigitalSpy)

Idol, American — If you’re the type of person who fancies yourself too highbrow to watch the annual Fox smash American Idol, you’re also a person who may not be aware of “General” Larry Platt’s now-famous song “Pants on the Ground.” Oh, you want it more highbrow, do you? Fine. Here it is being performed by Canadian Attorney General and member of the New Brunswick Legislature TJ Burke as a way of slamming his political opponents on the podium. If you won’t come down to my level, I’ll just come up to yours.

Link: “Pants on the Ground” Invades Canadian Politics (Entertainment Weekly)

Kardashian, Khloe — During a recent, private tour of the White House, Lamar Odom’s wife Khloe Kardashian and the other Laker wives were greeted by none other than President Barack Obama. Sources say it took six secret service officers and a frothing Nancy Pelosi to bring her down aftera twenty-minute melée during which she attempted to eat Sasha and Malia.

Link: Khloe Kardashian Odom Meets President Obama (E! Online)

Personalities, TV — In a Harris Poll recently released, Oprah Winfrey is the nation’s number one favorite television personality. Before you go thinking this is legit, however, you should know that Glenn Beck is second, Jay Leno is third, Charlie Sheen is number 7 and Mark Harmon is number eight. This only proves that the major criteria for taking this survey is a.) being old, or b.) watching a lot of CBS (being old).

Link: Oprah Winfrey is America’s Favorite TV Personality (Orlando Sentinel)

Ray, Fever — Oh, we Americans think we’re so cute and edgy with our Ke$has and Lady Gagas doing crazy things with their eyeliner and hair or wearing their cutely wacky dresses. Enter Sweden’s Karin Dreijer Andersen of the pop group Fever Ray, who recently accepted an award at a Swedish award ceremony wearing a red hood which she lifted to reveal a mask of her face melting off. Advantage: Swedes.

Link: Watch Fever Ray Give the Best Acceptance Speech of All Time (Pitchfork)

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  1. Robert Feeley permalink
    January 27, 2010 10:05 am

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