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The Entertation Index: February 17

February 17, 2010

Glover, Louise – Former Playboy Playmate Louise Glover received a suspended sentence after she brutally attacked a woman in a toilet stall.  Glover accused the other party of staring at her husband, but we suspect something far more sinister: the woman may have suggested that Glover had natural, unenhanced breasts, something no Playmate has had since the 1970s.

Link: Playboy Playmate Plays Nasty (Sun)

Gosselin, Jon – According to ex-lovers Hailey Glassman and Kate Major, and ex-wife Kate, the reality show patriarch has a small, “stubby” Johnson.  Glassman and Major have gone public with this revelation, and have supposedly had a good, vengeful chuckle about it.  Note to the laughing ladies: get back at him in the press all you want, but you still slept with the guy.

Link: The Little Gosselin (Us)

James, Kevin – The King of Queens star will host Nickelodeon’s 23rd Annual Kids’ Choice Awards, where he will reveal the Cutest Couple, and perhaps get slimed while hamming it up for tweens.  Entertaining this crowd should be no problem for James, since it is the same—and only—demographic that found Hitch funny.

Link: James to Host Kids’ Award (People)

Phillips, Chynna – Co-star of 90s pop group Wilson Phillips was recently admitted to rehab for anxiety, which may have been caused in part by half-sister Mackenzie Phillips’ revelation of an incestuous relationship with their father.  Chynna, don’t you know, things can change, things’ll go your way, if you hold on for one more day…

Link: Chynna Phillips Rehab (E! Online)

Swift, Taylor – The pop-country sensation’s new movie Valentine’s Day made about $67 million over the weekend.  In being able to elevate another vapid rom-com to box office gold proves, again, that Taylor Swift wins everything.

Link:  Swift On Screen (EW)

Tequila, Tila – After tweeting about potential paternity issues and a possible miscarriage, Tequila has announced that she will be adopting a 2-3 year-old Russian boy.  Unfortunately for the boy, when Tequila doesn’t get the press she craves, she will have him implanted in her uterus so she can make the talk show circuit as the only person to give birth to a toddler.  (With Tila, this will not require a Caesarian.)

Link: Tila Adopting? (Huffington Post)

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