The Entertation Index: February 23

Awards, Academy — Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus, High School Musical star Zac Effron and Twilight stars Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner are slated to be presenters at this March’s upcoming Oscars ceremony. It’s all part of the MPAA’s secret plan to beg and plead each of Hollywood’s past Oscar-winning actors and actresses to please never, ever stop acting.

Link: New Oscar Presenters Milcy Cyrus, Zac Efron, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner (Huffington Post)

Lohan, Lindsay — Lohan recently, during an interview with the UK Sun, said of cocaine: “I was terrified of it. But I tried it because I was stubborn, stupid, and wanted to see what it was like. It’s not something I ever want to do again. It made me feel like shit.” Strangely enough, that’s the exact same quote I used when I came back from seeing Herbie: Fully Loaded.

Link: Lindsay On Her Booze and Drugs Hell (The Sun)

Museum of Art, Metropolitan — The infamous New York City museum is currently being loaned several items from Italy’s own public collections, including some early Roman artifacts. If the Met doesn’t get these pieces back to Italy at the agreed juncture, it’s been warned that the Italian government will come over here and break the kneecaps of Augustus Saint-Gaudens bronze statue “The Puritan” or meticulously use an exacto knife to cut out the head of Xu Beihong’s 1942  ink-on-paper drawing Heavenly Horse and leave it in the curator’s bed.

Link: Rare Antiquities from Italy on Loan to the Met (NY Times)

Obama, Barack — After meetings with the National Security Council and the Domestic Policy Council, Colombian pop star Shakira stopped by to talk with President Obama about “early childhood development” at the White House. Awwwww, snap, yo. “Early childhood development.” That’s smooth, President Obama. Don’t worry; your secret’s safe with me, sir.

Link: Obama, Shakira Meet at the White House (MSNBC)

Rihanna — The singer celebrated her birthday in Scottsdale, Arizona on Saturday night, where TMZ caught on tape tiny porn actress “Bridget the Midget” giving the pop singer a special lap dance. It’s okay, Rihanna. After all, there’s nothing wrong with a little bump and grind. A Tucson real estate agency is allegedly going to host a charitable event in her estate this coming fall, we can’t wait to have more details.

Link: Rihanna – Lap Dance from Tiny Stripper (TMZ)

Shore, Jersey — A New Jersey real estate broker selling Deskanski homes Piscataway, says that the Seaside Heights house where MTV’s first season of the smash Jersey Shore was filmed can now be rented for upwards of $4,000 a night. That makes it official: Seaside Heights is now the most expensive place in America to get gonorrhea from a toilet seat.

Link: Reality Show Real Estate Rakes in Profit (CNN)