The Entertation Index: March 10

Cyrus, Miley – Yesterday TBTS’ Lloyd clued you on a bold claim by Miley Cyrus’ claim about her and her boyfriend, Liam Hemsworth: “I think we’re both deeper than normal people—what they think and how they feel. He’s very grateful for what he has, but he doesn’t let it go to his head. I’m like that too.”  The extremely deep Cyrus said this as she jetted to her next magazine shoot and did a stripper pole dance for 13-year-olds.

Link: Miley’s Deep (Just Jared)

Fox, Michael J. – Sweden’s Karolinska Institute recently bestowed an honorary degree of medicine upon the Back To The Future star.  Asked why, the Institute noted Fox’s Foundation for Parkinson’s Research, and may have added, “dude already has the doctor’s handwriting nailed.”

Link: Fox a Doctor (California Chronicle)

Ireland, Kathy – Actress and model Ireland is refuting claims that she was drunk on the red carpet at the Oscars, given her strange and robotic performance Sunday night.  This may be a technicality, as our sources say she was completely tanked off the red carpet and heaved in Kathy Griffin’s lap.

Link: Ireland Drunk? (AL)

James, Joslyn – One of Tiger Woods’ flings made her “mainstream” debut at a gathering where the New York Post insists she was the toast of the party.  In fact, she decided to emerge from hiding with her lawyer at a viewing party that included such luminaries as Gary Busey, Tom Sizemore, John Heard, Domenico Vacca, John Corbet and Bo Derek.  No word on whether she was able to meet Pauly Shore or score an invitation to Carrot Top’s after-party.

Link: James Out and About (NY Post)

Lohan, Lindsay – The struggling actress is suing E-Trade for $100 million, claiming the boyfriend-stealing, “milk-a-holic” baby named Lindsay in their new ad is modeled after her.  After initially dismissing the suit as ridiculous, a judge reconsidered after watching the ad,reportedly saying, “Hmm, a whiny, petulant, camera-hog baby doing anything she can for easy money.  Maybe she’s got a case.”

Link: Lohan Sues (Popeater)

O’Brien, Conan – The newly sort-of unemployed late night host made a dream come true when he randomly decided to follow the Twitter feed of Sarah Killen, a complete stranger.  With the attention this has drummed up, Killen will now be able to have her “fairy tale” wedding, as described by People magazine.  This may very well be the only fairy tale to involve a masturbating bear.

Link: Conan: Fairy Godmother? (People)