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The Entertation Index: March 17

March 17, 2010

Gosselin, Kate – D-List fixture Gosselin’s behavior on the set of Dancing With the Stars has reportedly been so insufferable as to cause U.S. figure skater Johnny Weir to pull out of the show.  We were going to dismiss this as so much Hollywood rumor until we realized what it must take to out-diva Johnny Weir.

Link: BLURB (92.3 Now)

Hilton, Nicky – Friends of the hotel heiress and her fiancé, David Katzenberg (son of DreamWorks co-founder Jeffrey Katzenberg) are rather anxious for the couple to announce their engagement.  Translated, this means “friends are anxious to attend a wedding with the most ridiculously lavish food and open bar of the last 50 years.”

Link: Hilton, Katzenberg To Wed? (NY Post)

Lovato, Demi, and Jonas, Joe – News that the young entertainers are officially dating has spawned tabloid creature “Jemi,” and according to People magazine has led to Twitter’s takeover by tween fans of the couple.  Hasn’t Twitter always been the unchallenged domain of Camp Rock enthusiasts?

Link: Demi, Jonas be-Twittered (People)

Maguire, Tobey – The upcoming chess movie Pawn Sacrifice is set to star Spiderman’s Tobey Maguire as grandmaster Bobby Fischer.  Script-writers have had a tough time coming up with catchy super-hero-type slogans, since nobody knows what the hell “With great Albin’s Countergambits (Spassky variation) comes great zugzwang” means.

Link: Maguire as Fischer (EW)

Sheen, Charlie – Pleading not guilty to domestic violence, charges his wife wants dropped, allowed the actor to return to “work” on CBS’ Two and A Half Men Tuesday.  Since not even the courts can stop this show, which made Sheen the highest paid TV star in 2008, we’ll refer you to “Devil, Deal with the.”

Link: Sheen Back on Show (BBC)

Sidibe, Gabourey – AcaiSupply, a company specializing in the supposedly weight-reducing acai berry products, sent a letter to Precious star Sidibe pleading with her to think about her health, if not her image.  No matter what you think about Sidibe’s size, we’ll consider this unsolicited missive appropriate as soon as Outback sends the same letter to Nicole Richie.

Link: Sidibe’s Letter (Popeater)

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