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The Entertation Index: March 22

March 22, 2010

Gaga, Lady – The ex-boyfriend of Lady Gaga has sued her for denying him earnings for allegedly co-creating some of her songs, stage persona, and even her name.  Through her attorneys, Lady Gaga has fired back with unintelligible legalese, and some sort of advanced absurdo-ray, which makes her appear far stranger than a normal human.

Link: Gaga Fires Back (HitFix)

Grant, Hugh – At a party for the well-heeled, the About A Boy actor and his ex-PR guru Matthew Freud tangled when Grant allegedly used a disparaging word to describe Freud.  Freud smeared cake on Grant’s white shirt, and Grant punched Freud hard enough to make him wear sunglasses the next day.  As his rep when Grant cheated on Liz Hurley with Divine Brown, Freud should have known that Grant has a tendency to lose control and launch on people’s faces.

Link: Grant Pops One (Popeater)

James, Jesse – Sandra Bullock’s husband, embroiled in an infidelity scandal, had problems getting along with his ex-wife Janine Lindemulder as well.  Documents filed by James allege that Lindemulder punched him, bludgeoned him with a flowerpot, and swung a steel bone sculpture at him, among other things.  It’s surprising that Lindemulder, a porn star, didn’t connect more, since she obviously has experience with swinging bone.

Link: Jesse and Janine (TMZ)

Octomom – Nadya Suleman may be on the business end of a foreclosure lawsuit if she doesn’t fork over an enormous mortgage payment by Tuesday.  This is not without precedent: more than a century ago, an old lady in a similar situation was forced out of her home, and began living in a shoe.

Link: Octomom Foreclosure (KTLA)

Smith, Anna Nicole – The estate of the late Playboy Playmate of the Year lost $300 million when an appeals court decided that J. Howard Marshall, an 89-year-old billionaire when he married 26-year-old Smith, was mentally fit when he made his will leaving the vast majority of his fortune to his son rather than her.  The ruling against Smith, who met Marshall while working as a stripper, means that tons of “exotic dancers” will now stop paying disproportionate attention and professing their love to nasty old rich guys.

Link: Smith’s Estate Loses (Huffington Post)

Weiland, Scott – According to his ex-wife’s memoir, the Stone Temple Pilots singer and frequent rehabber got a massage while she was giving birth.  Weiland doesn’t deny this, and in fact defends his decision: “I was incredibly stressed-out. She was having contractions and that was tripping me out, so I called up our friend and she gave me a massage. I laid out right next to where Mary was. No one I’ve ever talked to thought it was weird. It’s incredibly stressful when the person you love is having a child. And I was sober at that time, so I needed something to take the edge off.”  Translation: “She was getting the good drugs and I was getting squat.”

Link: Weiland Massages While Wife Births (SFGate)

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