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The Entertation Index: April 19

April 19, 2010

Affleck, Ben – This just in—Ben Affleck is going gray!  In startling news and photos, Huffington Post catches the 37-year-old actor in the act of experiencing time linearly, like most other organisms.  Congrats to HuffPo for this brave and enlightening journalism.

Link: Affleck Aging (Huffington Post)

Cage, Nicolas – The National Treasure actor has been in severe money troubles recently, having to sell off several homes and prized possessions.  His first step on the road to financial recovery?  Buying a 9-foot pyramid-shaped tomb in a New Orleans cemetery, to use when he’s dead.  Having money doesn’t mean you’re good with it, folks.

Link: Cage’s Cemetery Spot (TMZ)

Chun, Lin Yu – Known as the “Taiwanese Susan Boyle,” Lin was recently voted off Taiwanese show Super Star Avenue despite delivering amazing renditions of Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” and “Amazing Grace.”  Judges supposedly said that talent was never the problem: dude just had a nerve-racking, super-intense Taipei personality.

Link: Lin Voted Off (Examiner)

Gosselin, Kate – Index favorite Gosselin admitted on The Jay Leno Show that she does not know what ex-husband Jon does for a living.  If suffering verbal attacks and humiliation on talk shows and being photographed walking out of buildings isn’t a job, I don’t want to live in this crazy world!

Link: Jon’s Job? (Digital Spy)

Seagal, Steven – The new Lawman has legal troubles of his own.  Sexual harassment accusations have rained down on Seagal, most recently coming from Jenny McCarthy who says Seagal made her cry during an audition for Under Siege 2 with inappropriate sexual comments and commands.  Others are expected to join suit, having had the same reaction to Glimmer Man.

Link: Seagal Sued (Popeater)

Sutherland, Kiefer – The 24 star was drunk and shirtless when he was tossed out of Stringfellow’s Gentlemen’s Club, a strip club in London.  With two DUIs under his belt, Sutherland has been in trouble before for drinking excessively.  He reportedly calls the incident unfortunate; we call it “Thursday.”

Link: Kiefer Kicked Out (NY Post)

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