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The Entertation Index: May 7

May 7, 2010

Busey, Gary – The Predator 2 actor and his wife released pictures of their new baby, Luke, born 10 weeks ago.  Luke weighed 6 lbs, 7 oz at birth, or slightly less than Gary’s top row of teeth.

Link: Gary’s New Son (People)

Lohan, Lindsay – The volatile celebrity will reportedly play Deep Throat porn star Linda Lovelace in upcoming movie Inferno.  Lohan should slip into the role easily, having done much of the field research already.

Link: Lohan As Lovelace (Popeater)

Love, Courtney – The singer/actress claims that she is so good at sex because she isn’t pretty: “Pretty girls just lie there.  Us girls who grew up a little more homely have to try a lot harder.”  Getting practice probably wasn’t difficult, especially with promotional band fliers that read “Love-Hole: Free tonight only!”

Link: Love Good In Bed for a Reason (AZ Central)

Presley, Elvis – Presley’s doctor and friend Nick Nichopolous thinks that chronic constipation killed The King, not drug-induced heart problems.  Makes sense, since with few exceptions, Presley was just unable to put out crap.

Link: Presley’s New Cause of Death (Fox News)

Sheen, Charlie – The actor has relinquished custody of his kids Sam and Lola to ex-wife Denise Richards.  While his recent court troubles and rehab issues factored in, more important were allegations of mental abuse, since it is rumored that the children were forced to watch Two And A Half Men reruns when daddy needed a “nap.”

Link: Sheen Gives Up Custody (TMZ)

Wilkinson, Kendra – Move over, Chelsea Handler: Girls Next Door co-star Kendra Wilkinson has a sex tape.  This is so not shocking it’s shocking.  Also yesterday, Halle Berry started her day with a cup of coffee, and Ed Norton went to the post office.

Link: Wilkinson’s Sex Tape (OK)

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