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The Entertation Index: May 11

May 11, 2010

Gosselins, The – In a move that will not win any parenting awards, Kate threw her sextuplets a birthday pool party in 47-degree-weather.  Jon attended on his non-visitation day, presumably because the invitation read “Hot Vegas-style pool party with tons of young women!”

Link: Gosselins’ Pool Party (Us)

Griffin, Kathy – The D-List star is still talking about her bedazzled nethers, a month after showing off the vagazzling at a poolside Pap Smear (Papsmazzling).  Maybe it’s like the oil-slick creature in Stephen King’s “The Raft”: you know it will suck you in and dissolve you if you touch it, but the colors are just hypnotic

Link: Griffin’s Crystals (Huffington Post)

Lohan, Lindsay – E-Trade has filed a motion for dismissal or change of venue in the “Milk-A-Holic” commercial lawsuit.  Including scathing and sometimes profane user comments in its filings, E-Trade insists it is not trying to show that Lohan has already defamed herself.  What the purpose is, then, we cannot possibly divine.  This will be a fun one to watch, though.

Link: Lohan Vs. E-Trade (Popeater)

Neiers, Alexis – The 18-year-old star of reality show Pretty Wild was sentenced to six months in jail and three years’ probation for burglarizing the home of Pirates of the Caribbean actor Orlando Bloom.  We here at TBTS will make no jokes about illicit booty or jailbait.

Link: Reality Gets Real (NY Daily News)

Nixon, Cynthia – In a lengthy interview with The Advocate, the Sex and the City star refers to her fiancée Christine Marinoni as “basically a short man with boobs.”  Interestingly, this is the same phrasing Rhea Perlman uses to describe her husband, Danny DeVito.

Link: Nixon’s Fiancee (Advocate)

Tweens – The stars have aligned in the Tweeniverse.  Bonnie Wright, who plays Ron’s sister Ginny in the Harry Potter series, is engaged to Jamie Campbell Bower, who portrays Caius in The Twilight Saga.  National security advisors are discussing how to avoid having Justin Bieber officiate the wedding, which would create a Tweening too powerful to control.

Link: Potter, Twilight Actors To Wed (Hollywood Gossip)

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