The Entertation Index: May 13

Jackson, Kate – The Charlie’s Angels co-star is suing her former financial advisor Richard B. Francis, saying he screwed her out of $3,000,000.  She should keep an eye on Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, whom Jesse James screwed into minor fame and fortune.

Link: Jackson Broke (TMZ)

Punk as shit

Lavigne, Avril – The Canadian singer had words with Lindsay Lohan when the two interacted at Chateau Marmont in Hollywood.  According to reports, Lohan was accused of being “fake” and a “loser” by Lavigne, a “punk” pop star who defines punk as dyeing a strip of hair with Kool-Aid- and wearing a tie with a t-shirt.

Link: Avril vs. Lindsay (Popeater)

Setoodeh, Ramin – Newsweek’s Setoodeh has drawn fire for his column stating that openly gay actors can’t properly portray straight characters, because once you know the actor is gay, how can you possibly suspend your disbelief?  Ramin, I completely understand: the first time I watched The Incredible Hulk, I was riveted by Ed Norton’s performance.  But when he came out in real life as a non-gigantic green gamma-ray mutant, the whole movie became a laughable farce.

Link: It’s Called Acting for A Reason (EW)

Seyfried, Amanda – The Mamma Mia star explains that the “Minge” tattoo on her ankle is British slang for “vagina,” and she’s proud of it.  Tabloids are now searching for the “asshole” and “taint” tattoos that must be somewhere on Spencer Pratt.

Link: Seyfried’s Slang Tattoo (The Sun)

Shore, Jersey – The second season of the hit MTV reality show is already producing legal dividends.  Sammi “The Sweetheart” Giancola may have assault charges filed against her after allegedly punching fellow partier Kristen DeMinco in the head at Club Dream in South Beach.  The reader may wonder why Sammi has the nickname “Sweetheart” given such behavior, but remember that for Jersey, that is being a sweetheart.

Link: Jersey Shore Delivers, Again (NBC)

Swift, Taylor – This June, the 20-year-old Swift will receive the Hal David Starlight Award at the Songwriters Hall of Fame Award for writing or co-writing all the songs on her two albums.  In other premature decisions, Congress will vote next week to honor Swift’s lifetime of awesomeness by allowing her to receive Social Security payments at age 21.

Link: Taylor’s New Award (Huffington Post)