The Entertation Index: May 21

3, Transformers – Michael Bay’s third installment in the mega-blockbuster saga will introduce at least one shiny new sleek-looking humanoid.  That is, Megan Fox is off the film.  The movie will also have some new Transformers.

Link: Fox Out of TF3 (Yahoo)

Tim Burton on line 1!

Bogdanoff Twins, The – French actors Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff have gotten so addicted to plastic surgery that they no longer resemble their younger selves.  The visuals in Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun” make a little more sense after seeing these pictures.

Link: Bogdanoff Twins Makovers (Gawker)

Cage, Nicolas – The money-troubled actor told The Sun that he would only eat animals whose sexual styles he respects.  For real.  He won’t eat pigs because they don’t rut in a proper manner.  However, he will eat fish due to their “dignified” sex lives, which involve the ladies laying a zillion eggs and some random fish dude coming by and spraying them with a cloud of sperm.  Um, Nic?  Have you read about how animals do it?

Link: Cage, Picky Eater (The Sun)

Kardashian, Kim – The oft-photographed celebutante says in an interview with Shape magazine that she began to develop very early, being the first in her class to wear a bra.  In contrast, Kardashian has just recently begun to develop a personality.

Link: Kim’s Interview (Huffington Post)

Meyers, Jonathan Rhys – The Tudors star has returned to rehab again, perhaps triggered by his ban from United Airlines after a drunken incident.  While we don’t know the location of the rehab facility we just know it’s from FL Behavioral Health, we do know that after he gets his card stamped this time, his next stay is free!

Link: Rhys Myers In Rehab Again (People)

Seyfried, Amanda – The rising starlet gives an interview to Self where she talks about scaling back on diet and exercise with pilates based physical therapy so that she can enjoy life a little more.  I wholeheartedly agree, but my suggestion for easy weight loss is to watch the trailer for Seyfried’s Letter’s To Juliet: your gorge should riseth, losing you 3-5 pounds in a single day!

Link: Seyfried in Self (Self)