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The Entertation Index: May 25

May 25, 2010

Cheney, Peter – Canadian automotive writer Cheney had a $180,000 Porsche on loan when his teenage son drove it through the family’s garage door, causing at least $13,700 in damage.  It was his pride, it was his joy…it was his fault he didn’t open the garage.

Link: Porsche Punked (NY Post)

Gaga, Lady – The “Poker Face” singer said she loves the rumor that she has a penis: “I’m fascinated by it. In fact, it makes me love my fans even more that this rumor is in the world…”  On a similar note, Scott Baio loves rumors that he, too, has a penis.

Link: Gaga Gear Rumors (Advocate)

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Henstridge, Natasha – The Eli Stone beauty has signed onto another project to portray a ruthless half-human who will stop at nothing to get what she wants.  Unfortunately, that project is not Species 5.  Instead, she’ll play a partner at law firm Harrison & Parker in Lifetime’s Drop Dead Diva.

Link: Henstridge’s New Gig (Pop Opinions)

Michaels, BretRock of Love star Bret Michaels won Celebrity Apprentice even after suffering a stroke and a brain hemorrhage.  That just goes to show that even with all the things that Michaels has had in and on his brain, including freaking blood, the man can’t be stopped.  Keep on rockin’, Bret.

Link: Michaels Wins Celeb Apprentice (E! Online)

Spears, Britney – The pop singer now has more Twitter followers that O.G. twitaholic Ashton Kutcher.  Neither has reached the 5 million mark yet, but The Brown Tweed Society is on it, and will let you know the second this historic, momentous, groundbreaking moment in mundanity comes to pass.

Link: Spears Surpasses Kutcher on Twitter (EW)

Spector, Phil – Convicted murderer Spector has somehow “produced and arranged” his wife Rachelle’s new album Out Of My Chelle from prison.  We hear it’s killer.  (So sorry.)

Link: Spector Produces from Prison (Gawker)

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