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The Entertation Index: June 7

June 7, 2010

Goonies, The — You know, we don’t just like to tear down here at the Index. We also like to give props to good things — like Richard Donner’s awesome The Goonies, which we love and which turns 25 this year, and which People Magazine waxes upon with a series of interesting factoids. So do the truffle shuffle (privately, to yourselves, those of you at work) and enjoy, friends.

Link: Five Things You Didn’t Know About the Goonies (Until Now) (People)

Heigl, Katherine — The former Grey’s Anatomy star, who just can’t seem to stop badmouthing the television show which made her famous, once again took the opportunity to slam the acclaimed ABC drama, saying that she was starting to “not like” her Grey’s character Izzie before leaving the show. We know just how you feel, Katherine. We started to not like you about two years ago, but we can’t get you to go away.

Link: Katherine Heigl: I Started Not Liking Izzie (HuffPo)

Kardashian, Khloe — The Kardashian sister, who has been dodging rumors or pregnancy for weeks, told reporters during a recent Lakers game that she is “just fat” and not pregnant at all. “Look, there may be a baby in my belly,” Kardashian allegedly told reporters, ” but it’s not a baby placed there by natural male and female reproduction. It’s a baby I ate for lunch, because I eat babies.” No further questions were asked.

Link: Khloe Kardashian: “I’m Just Fat” (HuffPo)

Pattinson, Robert — As winners of Sunday’s “Best Kiss” trophy at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards, Twilight’s Kristen Stewart and leading man Robert Pattinson shared an on-stage kiss. Don’t worry, though. Directly afterward, Pattinson went back to making ridiculously sexually ambiguous statements.

Link: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Kiss at Movie Awards (Us Magazine)

Stewart, Kristen — As winners of Sunday’s “Best Kiss” trophy at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards, Twilight’s Kristen Stewart and leading man Robert Pattinson shared an on-stage kiss. Don’t worry, though. Directly afterward, Stewart went right back to scowling.

Link: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Kiss at Movie Awards (Us Magazine)

Twilight — Just when you thought we were finished with vampire-melodrama news, we come at you with more. Mastercard prepaid credit cards sporting the series’ characters will soon be available to the morose, gothy tweens in your life. Because with Twilight credit cards, there’s no better way to say “charge this eyeliner and trenchcoat,” “I will probably have difficulties having a mature relationship someday because of a series of books I read when I was in middle school,” or “I’m a very, very weird and creepy older person.”

Link: Twilight Releases Twilight: Eclipse-themed Credit Cards (FilmDrunk)

White, Snow — Following on the heels of Tim Burton’s re-imagining of Alice in Wonderland, Rush Hour (and Rush Hour 2) director Brett Ratner has announced that he will be helming a 3-D retelling of the classic Snow White fairy tale. Ratner tells press that his version will be “edgy” with “more comedy.” I guess this means I owe you an apology. Here I thought you sounded completely ridiculous for all these years when you kept going on and on about how you thought Snow White needed to be edgier with more comedy.

Link: Brett Ratner Making a Dark, Edgy Snow White Movie in 3D (Cinemablend)

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