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The Entertation Index: June 8

June 8, 2010

Cruise, Tom – The MTV Movie Awards featured host Aziz Ansari being forced to make lots of Twilight-themed jokes, Ed Helms and Ken Jeong doing interpretive song and dance, and Tom Cruise reprising his Tropic Thunder role as filthy-mouthed movie exec Les Grossman.  No matter what you think about Cruise, the character is extremely over-the-top crude, and damn funny.  Worth watching.

Link: Cruise as Grossman (Huffington Post)

Gyllenhaal, Jake – To keep in shape, Gyllenhaal has been using the Tracy Anderson Method, an exercise program employed by Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna to get and stay in shape.  It’s possible Jake misread the advertisement as “come to Tracy Anderson Studios and get the hot, feminine body you always wanted,” rather than, as Courteney Cox said, “Tracy Anderson’s Method changes your body in a way that no other exercise can. You will see remarkable results…a feminine sexy body!”

Link: Gyllenhaal’s Exercise Regimen (Just Jared)

Harrelson, Woody – The Zombieland star nailed the winning penalty kick in a celebrities-only shootout to end a charity match for Soccer Aid 2010.  Is there anything he can’t do?

Link: Harrelson Shoots, He Scores! (Yahoo)

Morissette, Alanis – The Canadian singer recently married her boyfriend, rapper Souleye (aka Mario Treadway) in a small ceremony in Los Angeles.  As the old saying goes, “Going down the aisle means no more going down in the theater.”

Link: Morissette Marries (PopEater)

New Jersey, Real Housewives Of – Real Housewife of NJ Teresa Giudice relates to People that, contrary to popular portrayals on the Bravo show, she and husband Joe are deeply in debt.  They have applied for bankruptcy, which she describes as a “fresh start.”  We appreciate the lemons-from-lemonade mentality, but that’s like saying amputations are a “great way to lose weight.”

Link: Giudices Broke (People)

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