The Entertation Index: June 14

Cyrus, Miley – The Hannah Montana star tells People that she does not watch Glee, and is certainly not a Gleek.  She professes to be more into sad music: “I listen to, like, Coffeehouse on my satellite radio.  I like the depressing lullaby music.”  Coincidentally, Cyrus’ music makes most of us here at TBTS sad.

Link: Cyrus’ Not a Gleek (People)

Foster, Jodie – A 17-year-old who snapped pictures of Foster and her children while following them through a shopping mall filed a police report when Foster allegedly confronted him and grabbed him by the arm, leaving “visible injury.”  Dude, Foster smites the wicked, interrogates cannibalistic killers, and visits aliens outside of time.  I’d leave her alone.

Link: Foster Accused, Fires Back (L.A. Times)

Fox, Megan – Interview magazine sets up a back-and-forth between actor/comedian Zach Galifianakis and Megan Fox.  As usual, they both come off as smart, funny, and likeable.  It might be worth getting this issue of Interview for the full piece.

Link: Fox + Galifianakis (Interview)

Lohan, Lindsay – The Mean Girls actress is looking for another assistant since her last one, Eleonore, quit after just a few months, citing unreasonable demands.  For instance, in order to fool the SCRAM bracelet, Lohan asked that Eleonore drink tons of alcohol but allow Lohan to get drunk.

Link: Lindsay’s Assistant (TMZ)

A-Rod wonders if Charlize Theron lives here .

Rodriguez, Alex – The Yankees’ slugger has purchased a $7.4 million bay-front property in Miami, FL.  It is reported to have a wonderful view of the all the surrounding area’s famous blondes.

Link: A-Rod’s New Pad (NY Post)

Sunderland, Abby – The 16-year-old rescued while attempting to sail around the globe solo has fueled speculation as to who might play her in a movie.  The better question is, how do you sell a movie to the American public that has “Circumnavigation” in the title?

Link:  Who’ll Play Abby? (EW)