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The Entertation Index: June 23

June 23, 2010

Bachelor, The – Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi—the Bachelor and “winner,” respectively—have reportedly split.  Who could have predicted that a relationship based on a reality TV competition involving camera-hungry vamps and lavish dates subsidized by a network would end like this?

Link: Bachelor Split (EW)

Hayek, Salma – The 30 Rock actress revealed to David Letterman that she has eaten insects several types of insects.  We don’t promote cannibalism here at TBTS, but there are worse fates than being devoured by Salma Hayek.

Link: Hayek’s Tastes (Huffington Post)

London, Jeremy – In a bizarre story getting bizarrer, London claims to have been kidnapped while changing a tire, held at gunpoint, and forced to “smoke drugs.”  Yeah, when I arrived late for work my warehouse night manager didn’t buy that excuse either.

Link: London Close-Calling (Radar Online)

Of all the words of tongue and pen / "Spencer Pratt might not have been"

Pratt, SpencerThe Hills co-star tweeted on Father’s Day, “This is the day my earth dad wishes he had worn a condom. No joke.”  Actually, the day would have been about nine months before your 0th birthday.  And we agree with your dad.

Link: Spencer’s Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today (Us)

Spelling, Tori – In her new book Uncharted TerriTORI, the 90210 alum reveals that she doesn’t speak with any castmates besides Jennie Garth.  Probably because Spelling out-sucked the previous holder of the “Worst Shoehorning in of Person’s Name in Tell-All Book Title” Award, formerly held by Jodie Sweetin’s UnSweetined.

Link: Spelling Unloved? (People)

Staub, Danielle – The Real Housewife of New Jersey, who is totally genuine and not doing stuff just for publicity, recently leaked her own sex tape.  Then on Monday she performed her single “Real Close” live on Bravo’s Watch What Happens with musician Lori Michaels, whom she refers to as her “gf” on Twitter and with whom she was totally snuggly during the song.  Hmm: sex-tape, song, possible lesbian relationship—hey, it worked for Kim Zolciak!  Ahead of schedule, Danielle.

Link: Staub Sings (Celebuzz)

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