The Entertation Index: June 30

Bieber, Justin – The pop star recently tweeted that his mother is a “moral woman” and thus would not accept $50,000 to pose topless for Playboy.  Leaving aside whether posing nude is a moral issue, the whole thing irked Bieber because “that rumor just grossed and wierded me out…”  Ah, young Justin.  You’ll learn that just because you don’t want certain things to happen doesn’t mean they won’t.  Just wait until those bills start piling up.

Link: Bieber Responds to Mom’s Playboy Offer (Huffington Post)

Fox, Megan – The sultry actress married actor Beverly Hills, 90210 alum Brian Austin Green in a private ceremony last week.  He who laughs last laughs best: no one will ever make fun of little David Silver again.

Link: Fox Marries Green (MTV)

Kardashian, Kim – Madame Tussauds of New York City will later this week unveil Kardashian’s figure in wax.  “This is one of the greatest honors ever and I am so thrilled and excited,” said Kardashian.  Since she will probably never be honored for her acting, being cast in wax may indeed be the highest honor Kardashian ever receives.

Link: Kardashian Waxed (PopEater)

Now if a mirror was involved...

Pavelka, Jake – The newest Bachelor is now the subject of sexuality rumors.  In addition to not getting physical with The Bachelor “winner” Vienna Girardi for six months while living together, former Bachelorette contestant Paul Rosseau says of Jake, “I definitely think he has gay tendencies.”  Rosseau may have elaborated on these “tendencies” by noting that Pavelka dressed well, drank things other than cheap beer, and failed numerous times to fart loudly in front of the bachelorette.

Link: New Bachelor Rumor (Radar Online)

Piven, Jeremy – After a well-publicized bout with dangerously high mercury levels brought on by eating tons of sushi, Piven tried again.  This time, the problem wasn’t with the food: Piven instead dropped his Blackberry down the restaurant’s toilet.  Dude, it’s time to give up the ghost and realize that nothing about sushi agrees with you.

Link: Piven Vs. Sushi, Again (NY Post)

Prejean, Carrie – Beauty queen Prejean will marry NFL quarterback Kyle Boller this week.  She is expected to film herself.

Link: Prejean To Marry (TMZ)