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The Entertation Index: July 5

July 5, 2010

Stupid has the balls, then loses them to a really dumb injury.

Diesel – Reminiscent of Wrangler Europe’s “Stop Thinking” ads, Diesel has a controversial ad campaign called “Be Stupid,” one of whose slogans is “Smart May Have the Brains, But Stupid Has the Balls.”  It may be worth noting that Smart may have $175, but Stupid spends it on one pair of jeans.

Link: Diesel Wants You to Be Stupid (Diesel)

Fitch, Abercrombie & – The slightly upper-crusty apparel company closed down its Hollister store and another A&F store in NYC due to a bedbug infestation.  Folks, if the worst thing you ever catch from a group of Abercrombie and Fitchies is a bedbug, you’re doing fine.

Link: Hollister Bedbugs (MSNBC)

Gibson, Mel – A few years post-drunken anti-Semitic rant after being stopped on suspicion of DUI, Gibson has allegedly been caught on tape spewing racist and misogynist slurs toward his baby-momma Oksana Grigorieva.  Wow, Mel.  A few more of these, and you will have pissed off every single category of person in the world.

Link: Mel’s Goes on the Offensive (Radar Online)

Lohan, Lindsay – The troubled starlet escaped relatively lightly from a 2007 DUI charge with suspicion of cocaine usage in part because a booking officer mistook cocaine found on her person for a breath mint: “Some of the white substance fell to the floor.  I used my foot to see what had fell but thought nothing of it.  I did not recognize the substance attached to the card and initially thought the substance was a wet crushed breath mint.”  The officer realized something was wrong when he supposedly took one of the breath mints and got crazy buzzed and went on a 7-mile run and felt like he could take on the whole Empire himself.

Link: Lohan Got Off Easy (TMZ)

Reznor, Trent – The Nine Inch Nails frontman is reportedly recording the score for the Facebook-inspired film The Social Network.  Early on I thought there was no way I could be interested in this movie, but now with Reznor doing the score and David Fincher (Fight Club, Se7en) directing…

Link: Reznor Joins Facebook Movie (Rolling Stone)

Woods, Tiger – The embattled golfer and wife Elin Nordegren have almost finalized their divorce, and she’ll likely be getting $100 million, or $100 per mistress.

Link: Tiger’s Settlement (Gawker)

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