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The Entertation Index: July 6

July 6, 2010

Fischer, JennaThe Office actress married writer Lee Kirk this holiday weekend.  Let’s hope their union has a long and wonderful run, and doesn’t just start off great (if derivative), hold steady for a few years, then really hit the skids with unbelievable twists and ridiculous personal developments.

Link: Fischer Marries (Us Magazine)

Francis, JoeGirls Gone Wild and noted dill-hole Joe Francis is getting married.  This is not a joke.  And by law, he is not marrying 50 drunk 19-year-old coeds wearing wet t-shirts (for a short while) on a stage in South Padre Beach.  Um, congratulations?

Link: Joe Francis to Marry (PopEater)

Loss of foliage in this region has accelerated in recent years.

Garofalo, Janeane – Confronting what she calls a national myth, the actress/comedian has come out against Brazilian waxing—and America’s supposed fixation with it—in her new special If You Will.  Consider this Garofalo’s first Pubic Service Announcement.  (I’m so sorry.)

Link: Garofalo Against Bare Down There (OK Magazine)

Grammer, Kelsey – The Frasier star has responded to rumors that the final straw in the dissolution of his marriage to Camille Donatacci was when he didn’t call his children on Father’s Day.  Grammer calls the charge false, saying he did indeed call his children that evening.  Maybe I’ve had this wrong my entire life, but isn’t it your kids’ job to call you on Father’s Day, and your job to get mad if they don’t?

Link: Grammer on Father’s Day (People)

Perry, Katy – The girl who kissed a girl and liked it explains to Esquire how she met Russell Brand: “I was 25, 30 feet away from him. And I threw the bottle straight at him: hit him smack dab on the head. Can you imagine the horrible feeling he had, when he was used to getting everything he wanted? I was like, ‘You’ve met your match, motherf*cker.’ A week later we went on vacation in Thailand.”  Note to potential suitors: the probability that hurling an object at someone will be considered flirtation is directly proportional to your attractiveness.  Otherwise it is known as “assault.”

Link: Katy’s Interview (Huffington Post)

White, Betty – Continuing her integration into all aspects of life, The Golden Girl has taped a spot with her Hot in Cleveland co-stars attempting to persuade LeBron James to stay with the Cavaliers.  After this foray into free-agency negotiations, White will meet with the Obama administration and BP executives to offer her ideas for solutions to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, and then will head to the Middle East to supervise peace talks between the Israelis and Palestinians.

Link: White Asks LeBron to Stay (EW)

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