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The Entertation Index: July 15

July 15, 2010

Anderson, Pam – Security ejected a raucous couple from Tao nightclub where Pam Anderson was celebrating her 43rd birthday.  An onlooker said, “a gentleman was dancing wildly with a very cheap-looking Pam wannabe. The girl had the uniform down — big blond hair, barely-there white dress and sky-high heels.”  It’s unclear whether the very cheap-looking Pam wannabe was Pam Anderson.

Link: Pam Anderson’s Bday Party Crashed (NY Post)

Cheetos – So apparently there’s this time-waster called “The Battle of the Cheetos” that tons of sites are sponsoring.  Fewer things could be less emotionally engaging than choosing sides and fighting in this “battle.”  Oh, by the way: Cheetos Puffs are bullshit.  Crunchy will prevail.

Link: Choose Sides in Battle of the Cheese (Battle of the Cheetos)

Facebook – A man named Paul Ceglia is claiming an 84% stake in Facebook according to a contract signed in 2003: 50% for web development and 1% more per day that he worked on the site until finished.  Facebook has asked that the suit be dismissed, calling the claims ridiculous.  What’s truly ridiculous is that Ceglia didn’t drag out work on the site for another 5 months and claim to be 200% shareholder, which is about as plausible.

Link: Facebook Suit (SF Gate)

Iglesias, Enrique – The pop singer will water ski nude in front of all Miami as he promised would if Spain won the World Cup.  They did.  Paraguayan model Larissa Riquelme, likewise, has promised to run nude in the streets as a “present” to her nation’s team for their strong showing in the World Cup.  So suck it, futbol h8ers.  With something for everyone, the World Cup is awesome.

Link: Iglesias, Riquelme Help Make World Cup Awesome (People)

Pacino, Al – The Heat actor has done his first commercial endorsement, for Vittoria Coffee.  In the ad, he admits that scripts he reads typically have coffee stains on them; that’s how you know they’re “Pacino scripts.”  Likewise, you’ll know a “Pauly Shore” script because it will be covered in beer barf and tears.

Link: Al Pacino Likes Coffee (copyranter)

Thomas, Marlo – The That Girl actress has been rumored to be starring alongside Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore in LOL, an American remake of the French Laughing Out Loud.  I don’t know that it’s possible, but we’re taking suggestion for ways to make this film somehow less appealing.

Link: LOL Adding Cast (NY Post)

  1. T. Stump permalink
    July 20, 2010 1:26 am

    Instead of Marlo Thomas, get Marlo Stanfield. And he just discovered that Cyrus has attempted to claim Baltimore for her own.

    Too bad it would only be a 3-minute movie.

  2. August 1, 2010 6:45 pm

    Recast Miley’s dad with Phil Donahue. But that would just punish the concessions stand.


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