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The Entertation Index: August 2

August 2, 2010

Affleck, Casey — The younger Affleck is in some hot water after multiple female staffers on the set of his upcoming Joaquin Phoenix documentary have accused the actor/filmmaker of sexual harassment, one even claiming he climbed into bed with her and groped her as she slept. This is understandable. Affleck just needed some company; after all, he’s been only screwing himself by hanging out with Joaquin Phoenix for the past year and a half.

link: Second Woman Sues Casey Affleck (ABC)

Kardashian, Khloe — Our favorite Kardashian sister is back in the Index after TMZ reported that the crazy talented reality show actress and Mrs. Lamar Odom owes over $18,000 to the state of California in back taxes. Allegedly, we’re being told here at TBTS, this is only the tip of the iceberg for Kardashian’s tax troubles — she’s been eating others’ dependents for years.

Link: Khloe Kardashian Allegedly Owes Booty to Gov’t. (TMZ)

Jagger, Mick — Last week was the Rolling Stones frontman’s birthday, and to celebrate Rolling Stone magazine brings us this collection of photos over the years to commemorate the peacocking rocker’s longevity. Great are the pictures from the Stones in the seventies, sure, but the real get is that picture of Jagger losing his tail as he emerged from the ocean millions of years ago.

Link: Happy Birthday Mick Jagger (Rolling Stone)

Madison, HollyLife and Style magazine is reporting that the former Hef-GF and current Vegas headliner recently purchased her personal assistant — a 21 year-old single mother — a boob job for her birthday. At least that’s functional. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt appear to be hiring, as their handlers, just plain boobs.

Link: Holly Madison Pays for Pal’s Boob Job (Contactmusic)

Shyamalan, M. Night — The Last Airbender director tells Total Film magazine that the way in which critics talk about him more than his films makes him comparable to NBA all-star Michael Jordan. Personally, I can see this. I mean, Sixth Sense was like Shyamalan’s Game 5 of the 1997 NBA Finals, and everything else has been like his stint as a baseball player with the Birmingham Barons. The twist to this story, crazily enough, is that it’s Michael Jordan who’s been like M. Night Shyamalan the whole time!

Link: M. Night Shyamalan: Exactly Like Michael Jordan (New York Magazine)

Simpson, Lisa — Where were you yesterday? If you were living in an alternate Simpsons reality, you’d have been attending Lisa Simpson’s marriage to silver-spooned Hugh St. John Alastair Parkfield.  Yes, yesterday was to be the nuptials in the 1995 “Lisa’s Wedding” episode. Man, we are all getting so old.

Link: D’oh! We Almost Spaced on Lisa Simpson’s Wedding Date (ArtsBeat)

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