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The Entertation Index: August 4

August 4, 2010

Burton, Hilarie – The One Tree Hill actress and Watchmen actor Jeffrey Dean Morgan have kept very private about their relationship and their infant son.  “I want to protect them like a mama wolf should,” Burton said.  She may have added that, also like a mama wolf, she would not eat her young unless resources become too scarce to avoid it.

Link: Burton’s Baby (OK Magazine)

Y'all h8rs are 0 for 4 and Bill is pissed. He dares you to try again.

Cosby, Bill – The comedy king has asked those responsible for his fourth (by his count) false Twitter death announcement to please stop because it’s not funny anymore.  Times and technologies may change, but the old maxim stays true:  Dying is easy, comedy is hard.

Link: Cosby Still Alive (PopEater)

Kardashian, KhloePeople writes that the Lakers’ Lamar Odom would love to raise a family with his wife, baby-muncher Khloe.  Ms. Kardashian supposedly replied that while raising children might indeed be enjoyable, the autumn harvest will be more rewarding.

Link: Odom Wants Kids With Khloe (People)

LeBlanc, Matt – He has silver hair now, but LeBlanc admits to dyeing his hair darker during his whole Friends run.  Explaining his new, grayer ‘do, LeBlanc said that he simply did not want to color his hair anymore: “I just was sick of doing it.”  Incidentally, this is the same reaction Friends viewers had to the last four seasons.

Link: LeBlanc Dyed (Yahoo)

Paltrow, Gwyneth – The Ironman 2 actress may become an accidental country music star.  Her vocal collaboration with Huey Lewis on “Cruisin’” from the movie Duets was well-received, and now the single “Country Strong” from her upcoming movie by the same name is making noise on the country charts.  When asked if she had expected to make another successful tune, Paltrow replied, “No!  I didn’t!  What the hell?  No!  I was just singing songs for the movie.  I think the original plan was they wanted the bona fide crew to re-sing our songs…”  Don’t worry, Gwyneth.  If it sounds like most mainstream country songs, we promise we won’t listen to it.

Link: Gwyneth Goes Country (EW)

Stallone, Sylvester – The Italian Stallion reveals that he auditioned for the role of Han Solo in Star Wars, but didn’t get a call-back from George Lucas.  Had he won the part, he would have been the only character in the trilogy less intelligible than Chewbacca.

Link: Sly Tried Out for Solo (Ain’t It Cool News)

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