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The Entertation Index: August 11

August 11, 2010

Johnston, Levi – Bristol Palin’s ex-fiance and baby-daddy attended the 2010 Teen Choice Awards on Sunday.  It’s unclear why organizers would have invited him, since it’s clear that Johnston really, really likes teenagers.  Why not just ask him to host a purity pledge rally?

Link: Johnston at Teen Choice Awards (Just Jared)

Lohan, Lindsay – With Lindsay in jail then going to rehab, her assistant Eleonore is apparently being run ragged by Lohans Dina (mom) and Ali (sis).  Rumor has it that Eleonore will be entering rehab as soon as Lindsay gets out.

Link: Lohan’s Assistant Exhausted (TMZ)

All "So You Think You Can Dance" contestants are upgraded with Cyberdine computers. Afterward, they compete with a perfect operational record.

Robots, Emotional Dancing – European scientists have unveiled the Nao, a robot that can dance and “develop and display,” albeit somewhat crudely, basic emotions.  At last, Project Hayden Christensen is complete.

Link: Uncanny Valley (Gawker)

Salahis, The – Tareq Salahi, husband of Real Housewife of DC Michaele, got served with an “affidavit for debtors interrogatory” at their private soiree.  Not so fun when someone’s crashing your party, hmm?

Link: Salahis Got Served (Us Magazine)

Sheen, Charlie – According to police reports, the fight between Sheen and his wife, Brooke Mueller, started when she got jealous that he and his daughter had “a song” but that he and Mueller did not.  That father-daughter song was “Drops of Jupiter” by Train.  Please take this as proof that nothing good comes of liking a Train song.

Link: Sheen’s Train Wreck (TMZ)

Snooki – After her arrest for being drunk and disorderly, the Jersey Shore star seemed pretty sanguine about her future prospects for doing time: “I’m too pretty to be in jail.”  She has obviously never seen Caged Heat II: Stripped of Freedom.

Link: Snooki’s Thinks Her Looks Will Keep Her Out of Jail (MTV)

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