The Entertation Index: August 18

Some of James Cameron's expected party guests.

Cameron, James – The Avatar director expects to spend his 56^th birthday 5200 feet below the surface of Russia’s Lake Baikal.  For anyone other than the director of watery flicks Titanic and The Abyss, “chilling at the bottom of a Russian lake” would mean something entirely different.

Link: Cameron’s Birthday (Huffington Post)

Kardashian, Kim – In Allure magazine, Kardashian talks about a lot of things, including hair removal.  “I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms…my entire body is hairless,” said Kardashian while being photographed with lots of hair on her head and some just above her eyes on her “brow.”

Link: Kardashian in Allure (Just Jared)

Mara, Rooney – The actress who also will appear in Facebook film The Social Network will play the title role in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.  She will soon be known as “that woman who is in the internet movie and plays the girl in the dragon flick based on that book by the Swiss or Swedish guy, I can never remember which.”

Link: Girl With Dragon Tattoo Found (EW)

Rivers, Joan – The vaunted comedienne has issued some less-than-authentic tweets from a rehabbing Lindsay Lohan, extending a Twitter feud between the two.  Lohan has responded previously by making fun of Rivers’ plastic surgery, but Lindsay, honey, this is like Mariah Carey vs. Eminem: you have to find another way to fight back.  Joan has been doing this for like a hundred years, and is the undisputed queen.  You’re only inviting pain and humiliation.

Link: Joan vs. LiLo on Twitter (Huffington Post)

Staub, Danielle – The Real Housewife of New Jersey may be looking for work, since reports have her leaving or being fired from the reality TV show.  This job market will be tough, though, since few job sites have been yielding results with search terms “Doing nothing, Loudly.”

Link: Staub Off Real Housewives? (PopEater)

Von D, Kat– Sandra Bullock’s ex-husband was seen in Las Vegas with fellow inked-out player Kat Von D.  Rumor is that she was director David Fincher’s second choice for the role “Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.”

Link: D + James (People)