The Entertation Index: September 13

Beckham, Victoria – Posh Spice has debuted a line of slightly roomier handbags that could eventually rival better-known luxury labels.  Beckham reportedly insisted, though, that she was simply trying to make a satchel that she could fit herself into.

Link: V-Becks Bags (People)

Efron, Zac – The baby-faced Charlie St. Cloud actor has grown a beard.  Please understand and accept that for the next couple weeks no other stories will be given airtime, because this is one of the most important happenings ever.  Nine out of ten women randomly asked on the street will explain why.

Link: Efron Grows Beard (Just Jared)

The Queen of Soul may be portrayed by two award winners.

Franklin, Aretha – In a movie based on her autobiography, the legendary singer wants Halle Berry to play her younger self.  Casting for Franklin’s older self is not yet set, but the frontrunner is rumored to be Mr. Snuffleupagus.

Link: Aretha Wants Halle to Play Her (Huffington Post)

Hyperbole And A Half – Here at TBTS we prize good, funny writing, so we give credit where credit is due.  Thanks, Allie, for your hilarious insights into zombies, unicorns, and bears.  I wish someone had told me about this site earlier.

Link: Hyperbole And A Half

Kardashian, Kim – The reality TV star tweeted a picture of herself in a pink plastic swimsuit to help celebrate the release of rapper Nicki Minaj’s CD Pink Friday.  This is one of the few instances in which Kim has had more plastic on the outside of her body.

Link: Kardashian in Plastic Swimsuit (Hollywood Life)

Pratt, Spencer – Half of Speidi explains his recent arrest in Costa Rica:  “As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person.  I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive.  As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport.”  Pratt’s “spiritual cleansing” is thought to have included expunging his Inner Asshole.

Link: Spencer Pratt Arrested (PopEater)