The Entertation Index: September 30

Bacon — A Seattle company which specializes in bacon has created a bust of actor Kevin Bacon made entirely of real bacon for a charity fundraiser. Let’s hope this one goes over much better than the one made in honor of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade‘s Alison Doody.

Link: Artist Makes Kevin Bacon Statue Out of Real Bacon (AOL)

Bacon, Kevin — See: Bacon (food)

Catch, Deadliest — After a recent lawsuit by the Discovery Channel targeted Catch captains the Hillstrand brothers for not completing production on their spin-off reality show, stars Jonathan Hillstrand, Andy Hillstrand and Sig Hansen quit their work with the channel on Wednesday. No confirmation has been offered by authorities on whether Discovery CEO David Zaslav’s recent surprise of over 350 opilio crab in his bathtub is related to the ongoing litigation.

Link: “Deadliest Catch” Stars Quit the Show (NY Times)

Cooper, Bradley — The A-Team and Hangover star, who currently stars in the opening-tomorrow thriller Case 39 with Renee Zellweger (a word of advice on that, by the way — it was made in 2006 and has been sitting on a shelf), has come clean about his romantic relationship with Zellweger, telling Entertainment Tonight “I just love her. I love coming to work. I love acting with her.” He allegedly added that “I know she feels that love too. It burns so brightly that she can’t even open her eyes all the way.”

Link: Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger Get Flirty in Case 39 (Entertainment Tonight)

Giraldo, Greg — Another talented comic has fallen to his demons. Word came yesterday from drug treatment finders, that Greg Giraldo, Comedy Central go-to roaster and Last Comic Standing judge , succumbed to an overdose of prescription drugs in a New Jersey hospital. He was a good comic, a funny guy, and will be missed.

Link: Greg Giraldo is Dead (TMZ)

Goonies 2 — While actor Josh Brolin admits there is, somewhere, a script for Goonies 2, he tells press he’s sorry he ever mentioned it because now people won’t stop asking about it. “But mostly,” he reportedly said, “it’s Corey Feldman and that kid who played Chunk, calling all the time, using different voices and pretending to be different people.”

Link: Josh Brolin Admits There Is a Goonies 2 Script (NME)

Stop faking, Justin Timberlake!

Timberlake, Justin — The singer, actor and co-star of the upcoming The Social Network tells Access Hollywood that he’s “stupid” with computers and new technology and doesn’t even know how to update his own Facebook page. I don’t believe this at all. I saw Justin Timberlake wearing glasses the other day. He needs to stop lying.

Link: Timberlake is Useless With Computers (Contactmusic)