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The Entertation Index: October 13

October 13, 2010

Bowersox, Crystal – The American Idol runner-up married a longtime friend last weekend, wearing a dress that People made sure to explain was made partially of hemp.  To make the distinction between the fiber and marijuana, hemp advocates will undoubtedly note that smoking even an entire hemp dress will not get you high.  Smoking a dress made of marijuana, however, will send you to the fucking moon.

Link: Bowersox Married (People)

Carter, Aaron – Backstreet Boy Nick Carter’s little brother, a recording artist himself and former Dancing With The Stars contestant, has gotten super-ripped for the release of his new album.  He released pictures on Twitter of himself shirtless and looking like a creature from Resident Evil.  A little scary.

Link: Carter’s Cut (Huffington Post)

Cox Arquette, Courteney – The Cougartown star and her husband since 1999, David Arquette, have announced their separation.  Although it’s sad to see a seemingly happy marriage dissolve, we would be OK with not having to say “Courteney Cox Arquette” anymore.

Link: Cox, Arquette Separate (Life & Style)

Heigl, Katherine – The actress saw her new movie Life As We Know It score a middling box office take this last weekend, losing out to The Social Network, which is in its second week.  Our sage advice to Heigl to boost her films’ receipts: stop appearing in crappy movies.

Link: Heigl’s Movie (Box Office Mojo)

Dick Weber wore the same thing when he won his first PBA title.

Kardashian, Kim – The reality TV actress went bowling in high heels and a strapless dress for the grand opening of an alley in the Foxwoods Casino.  Bystanders accused her of cheating, though, because every time she rolled, she apparently smuggled two extra bowling balls down the front of her dress and two bowling balls in the back.

Link: Kardashian Bowls (Yahoo)

Snooki – The Jersey Shore participant will begin two days of community service at Seaside Heights Community Center fundraiser by signing autographs for three hours…which will count toward her volunteer work.  Officials have not explained how they will punish anyone who pays for Snooki’s signature.

Link: Snooki Serves (TMZ)

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