The Entertation Index: October 18

This ain't your daddy's Leif Garrett!

Garrett, Leif – Former teen heart-throb Garrett recently pleaded “no contest” to charges of suspicion of heroin possession.  The plea may have resulted from a miscommunication, since he thought the judge asked who would win a smoke-out between Garrett and fellow Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew participant Eric Roberts.  Garrett reportedly said, “Are you serious?  Me.  No contest.”

Link: Garrett Pleads (Digital Spy)

Gosselin, Jon – The former Jon + Kate Plus 8 star tweeted an apology of sorts for not considering sooner how the show might affect his children’s development.  While he has pledged to find employment outside the entertainment industry, his kids probably want him to stay in the business so they can crash the Vegas casino pool parties he hosts while they’re still underage.

Link: Gosselin’s Apology (Huffington Post)

LaBeouf, Shia – The Holes actor was sitting outside a café when he took off after a nosy paparazzo, threw a cup of coffee on him, and ran off.  The unlucky photographer should have known that the star of Transformers and Transformers II would be really good at running while handling hot stuff.

Link: Shia Launches Coffee (Huffington Post)

Lohan, Dina – The mother of troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan has asked Kris Jenner, mother of the Kardashians, for parenting advice.  They will reportedly discuss the intricacies of sex-tape release and how to keep children from serving full jail sentences, followed by instructional parenting videos Mommie Dearest and Ordinary People.

Link: Famous Moms Talk (TMZ)

Madonna – The singer-songwriter was seen hugged up with Brahim Rachiki, a choreographer on her “Sticky and Sweet” tour.  At 52, Madonna has bounced around like a damped harmonic oscillator, married to 42-year-old Guy Ritchie then dating 24-year-old Jesus Luz before hitting on the 33-year-old Rachiki, the exact mid-point between her and 14-year-old daughter Lourdes.  Bulls-eye, Madge.

Link: Madonna’s New Man (PopEater)

McCarthy, Jenny – The author and former Playmate says that her post-Jim Carrey relationship with “Las Vegas-based pirate performer” (People’s description) Jason Toohey is working because of their extreme honesty.  Good for them, because total honesty would have to be at the heart of a relationship where one person is a “Las Vegas-based pirate performer.”

Link: McCarthy’s New Man (People)