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The Entertation Index: October 25

October 25, 2010

Aguilera, Christina – The “Dirrty” singer has filed for divorce from husband Jordan Bratman.  TMZ reports that Christina can’t get him out of the house, failing to explain why he should be the one to move out of “their” home.  The gossip site also says that neither has moved out, but that Christina has been spending a lot of time in a hotel, which seems like moving out, if temporarily.  Great reporting, TMZ!

Link: Xtina + Husband Separate, But Together (TMZ)

So maybe Liam Neeson isn't a deranged transient, but for a while he told people he was a Jedi.

Gibson, Mel – TBTS led you astray when we reported that Mel Gibson would make a cameo in The Hangover 2 as a tattoo artist.  Gibson will not appear, and has been replaced.  Producers indicated that, really, from the beginning they should’ve just grabbed the homeless guy who paces outside the studio gates ranting about alien radio transmitters in his fillings.

Link: Mel Replaced (PopEater)

Kamrava, Michael – The fertility doctor who allowed Nadya Suleman to become Octomom has admitted poor judgment in performing the procedure: “I’m sorry for what happened. When I look back at it, I wish I had never done it and it will never happen again,” he said.  However, he may have added that if the opportunity presented itself in the future, “Nonomom” or “Decamom” would be pretty cool nicknames, too.

Link: Octomom’s Doctor Sorry (People)

Lohan, Lindsay – The Machete actress has been ordered back to rehab until after the New Year, which is apparently not what she expected even after a failed drug test.  Upon hearing she would be sequestered “until twenty-eleven,” she reportedly asked, “OK, what is that in civilian time?”

Link: Lohan Back to Rehab (WMBF)

Quiad, Randy and Evi – The actor-squatters are seeking asylum in Canada to escape purported assassins: “We feel our lives are in danger.  Randy has known eight close friends murdered in odd, strange manners … We feel that we’re next,” Evi said.  The Quaids’ lawyer read a statement to a Canadian immigration official that said, “We are requesting asylum from Hollywood star whackers.”  They certainly have the “whack” part right.

Link: Quaids Seek Refuge (Huffington Post)

Timberlake, Justin – Sean Parker, the Facebook founding president and character portrayed by Timberlake in The Social Network, says of JT’s acting: “It’s a great performance of a character that isn’t me.”  Parker was then reminded that Timberlake is a super-famous, super-rich rock-star actor who has appeared in SNL ‘s funniest stuff in years, and also dates super-hot Jessica Biel.  Parker then reportedly sheepishly acknowledged the point.

Link: Parker Disagrees with Timberlake’s Portrayal (Us)

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