The Entertation Index: November 3

Apocalypse who? We know who really gave Morpheus his big break.

Herman, Pee-wee – Huffington Post has a good-sized piece on Paul Reubens, who is reviving his iconic character on stage in “The Pee-Wee Herman Show.”  Given the type of crap today’s celebrities have gotten away with, I still contend Reubens got a raw deal.  Paging Mr. Herman, Mr. Herman, you have a message at TBTS: welcome back.

Link: Pee-wee’s Back (Huffington Post)

Hewitt, Jennifer Love – Although her surprisingly long-running series Ghost Whisperer has been cancelled, JLH is reportedly working on three other TV projects.  She is expected to look doe-eyed and slightly confused in all of them.

Link: Hewitt’s Projects (EW)

Long, Justin – Movie critic Michelle Orange assailed Long for his work in Going the Distance, calling him “a milky, affectless mook with half-formed features and a first day of kindergarten haircut actor.”  Long disagreed with the description, supposedly saying, “that’s not fair.  My features are fully formed.”

Link: Long Responds (PopEater)

McCord, AnnaLynne and Lutz, Kellan – Two young actors who were dating aren’t anymore.  This news has crushed or excited most people under 21.  People older than that have absolutely no idea who these two people with obviously fake names are.

Link: McCord, Lutz Split (Gossip Cop)

Shepherd, Sherri – The Newlywed Game host says it’s strange that she’s now moderating the popular game show, during which she asks couples where they’ve “made whoopee.”  Perhaps that’s because no one has used the phrase “making whoopee” outside of The Newlywed Game since 1930.

Link: Shepherd’s Gig (People)

Swift, Taylor – The country music darling will release her fragrance through cosmetics company Elizabeth Arden in the fall of 2011.  It will be called TotalWorldDominationOfEveryIndustryByAge22.

Link: Swift’s Scent (Business Week)