The Entertation Index: November 24

DamnYouAutoCorrect – Like Texts from Last Night, I don’t know how many of these are genuine, but some are pretty funny.  Plus, you know this has happened to you.

Link: Another Funny Site (DamnYouAutoCorrect)

Oh, did you need another reason to hate the Spurs?

Longoria, Eva – NBA star Tony Parker reportedly cheated on the super-smokin’ Desperate Housewives actress.  He is now considered by the vast majority of men and women to be extremely, extremely stupid.

Link: Longoria To Divorce (PopEater)

Momsen, Taylor – The Gossip Girl actress and punked-out singer has been put on hiatus for the remainder of the season after Monday’s episode.  In the interim, she will most likely be given a role as a zombie in The Walking Dead without even having to read for it.

Link: Momsen on Hiatus (Deadline)

Paltrow, Gwyneth – Paltrow told Chelsea Handler that to gain 20 pounds for her Country Strong role, she ate lots of fried food, drank a bunch of alcohol, and didn’t work out.  This is known as the Brian Dennehy Diet.

Link: Gwyneth’s Diet (Huffington Post)

Stars, Dancing with the – The white powder found in an envelope recently sent to the L.A. production office of Dancing with the Stars turned out to be talcum powder.  Had you asked what kind of white, powdery substance showed up at the office of a popular TV show in Los Angeles, “talcum powder” would not have been my first guess.

Link: Powder to the People (Yahoo)

(2) Stars, Dancing With The – Before this season’s finale, the cast and crew were treated to a huge celebratory meal that included lobster tail, prime rib, Chicken Rockefeller, crab legs, tri-color tortellini, mashed potatoes, potato bar, corn, asparagus, a salad bar, and a sundae bar.  On a related note, the theme for the evening was “Roman Vomitorium.”

Link: DWTS Meal (TMZ)