The Entertation Index: December 6

Barbie – The FBI is warning that Video Girl Barbie, which has a video camera embedded in her necklace, could be used by child pornographers to create illegal material.  Rather than recall the toys, the FBI is encouraging parents to get their daughters at least one older brother, who will blow Barbie to bits with firecrackers before video can be taken.

Link: Watch Out for Video Barbie (Gawker)

Blunt, Emily – The Devil Wears Prada actress reveals that she now has a martini to “take the edge off” before showing up on the red carpet.  Similarly, Charlie Sheen usually has 15 glasses of merlot before throwing up red on the carpet.

Link: Blunt On Red Carpet Prep (People)

Gibson, Mel – In The Beaver, Mel Gibson plays a depressed man who pieces his life back together by communicating through a ventriloquist dummy shaped like a beaver.  In short, his comeback movie will no longer be The Hangover 2, sequel to the most successful R-Rated comedy in history, but The Beaver, in which he plays a guy who can only talk to people by putting his hand up a stuffed beaver’s butt.

Link: Gibson’s Beaver (Huffington Post)

Kunis, Mila – After generating buzz for her love scenes with Natalie Portman in Black Swan, Kunis says that similar scenes with Justin Timberlake in Friends with Benefits were awkward: “I mean, the truth is, we got to have very uncomfortable scenes for two weeks.  There’s like 150 crew men watching and you see each other’s bits and pieces. The whole thing is just wrong!”  Since that statement, a hundred million women have written Kunis offering to take her place if reshoots are needed.

Link: Kunis’s Scenes with JT (Us Magazine)

Nelson, Willie – The country legend was recently busted for possessing six ounces of marijuana, but the amount was “knocked down” to four ounces.  One wonders if the amount was knocked down in “negotiations” with the arresting officer, or perhaps in transit to the evidence room.

Link: Nelson Still Busted

It's good to be the king.

(Rolling Stone)

Pattinson, Robert – The Twilight heartthrob admitted to Ellen DeGeneres that he doesn’t really know how to drive.  When he needs to get somewhere, he is carried on a sedan chair by screaming 14-year-old girls.

Link: Pattinson Doesn’t Drive (People)