The Entertation Index: December 9

Aguilera, Christina — The website Egotastic has nude pictures of the pop diva prancing around nude in front of her walk-in closet, apparently taken by an “anonymous friend” and suddenly popping up all over the internet. Uh oh, looks like Burlesque isn’t performing well at the box office — time for plan B. Thank God Anthony Hopkins’ people didn’t pull this same stunt after The Wolfman flopped.

Link: Christina Aguilera Sexy Pictures Leaking Like a Sexy Sieve – (Egotastic — probably NSFW)

Hayek, Salma — The Frida star recently told Spanish magazine V that for an amount of time, she hid her citizenship status from a discriminating Hollywood and was, in fact, an illegal Mexican immigrant in the United States. After Hayek revealed her news, illegal immigration numbers once again grew as American males jumped the border into Mexico in search of more women who look like Salma Hayek.

Link: Hayek — I Was an Illegal Immigrant (Contactmusic)

Kardashian, Kim — New crunched numbers reveal that considering her reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians and its spin-offs, her numerous public appearances, her endorsement deals and her product line, Kim Kardashian is officially the highest paid reality star in Hollywood at $6 million in 2010 alone. For Kardashian, that’s literally a buttload of money.

Link:  Kim Kardashian Highest Paid Reality TV Star of 2010 (NY Post)

Perry, Katy — The sexy and oft-skimpily clad singer told Ellen on Wednesday that after marrying dandy fop Russell Brand, she plans on changing her name from Katy Perry to Katy Brand, and is already in the process of doing so. This change means little to Perry’s publicists, press folk, agents and managers, who’ve been making money hand over fist on the Katy brand for a few years now.

Link:  Katy Perry Changing Last Name (HuffPo)

Propaganda — As the Wikileaks investigation continues to turn up incredibly random items, Entertainment Weekly reports that one of the items leaked in a government cable details that American programming on Saudi media is “winning over Saudis in a way that…U.S. propaganda never could.” According to the document, shows like Friends, Desperate Housewives and The Late Show with David Letterman were particularly effective upon Middle Eastern audiences, while programming offerings like Gary Unmarried, Joey and According to Jim remained a large part of why they want to kill us.

Link: State Department Memo Says “Friends,” Desperate Housewives” and “Michael Clayton” More Effective than Propoganda (EW)

Waters, John — As always, British talk shows make for odd bedfellows. Want proof? How about a photo of  brilliant trash-artfilm director John Waters with tween pop sensation Justin Bieber. Apparently, during the show Bieber turned to Waters and quipped “Your ‘stache is the jam.” While Waters took the comment in good humor, later that night Bieber was inexplicably jumped by two 450-pound transvestites who forced him to eat dog food.

Link: Relive the Moment Justin Bieber Met John Waters (NY Magazine)